John McCain Voters Favor Lawrence Welk

Proof mounts that McCain's base exists within the Geritol/Walker nursing home crowd as a recent PDB poll has found that McCain voters favor Lawrence Welk, with Pat Boone coming in a distant second in the, "McCain Voters under 100 poll" that interviewed these pre-centarians before their Cream of Wheat and prune juice breakfast at the Silver Hairs Retirement Center in Arizona. McCain, interviewed from his barko lounger, wiped his spittle with his lap blanket and replied, "I was hoping for Liberace, but I am pleased with the results."

In other BREAKING NEWS from the McCain camp, it seems that the Blobbettes triad of love have found blogging far too taxing for their tastes, and have taken the rest of the month off to rest and relax from their crueling blog schedule of around two posts a week, which averages out to less than one blog entry per week, per person from a team of THREE BLOGGERS! Just goes to show you, the media can make stars out of any one, as we watched Politco, the Washington Post, even news networks falling all over each other to make NEWS out of the poorly concieved and dismally written blog published by Meghan McCain in the FEEBLE ATTEMPT to make Daddy's Girl a media star...Obama staff members are rumored to have quipped, "She's no Chelsea."

Meanwhile, rumor has it that Cindy McCain has been out trying to embrace her criminal self as she spreads the word of her former drug addiction in a way sure to bring out the, "pity the poor misunderstood rich bitch" voting block for McCain. The rumor mill has her meeting with Paris Hilton for pantie flashing hints this weekend in Aspen.

Is McCain Blogette Blog DYING Like Father's Chances Of Being President?

Got Some Pork Chops?

Saying that the Meghan McCain Blogettes Blog has been a sterling dissappointment propped up by the media who are desparate for a story is an understatement. Three women working on it, and the pace with which posts go up to the blog is DISMAL...their last post this week was put up on April Fool's Day, meaning that three adult women have managed ONE ENTRY so far this week, and a LAME ONE at that. Perhaps Meghan and the Blogetts are finding maintaining a simple little blog is MORE WORK than they thought it would be?

Let's face it, the McBeefer's attempts at a jazzy, snappy blog ARE A FAILURE, and the girls would probably be best served dropping this fool's folly and getting on with the rest of their spoiled, pampered lives...Quarter Pounders anyone? Maybe Cindy can find a job for Meghan tasting stale beer, something Budweiser is FAMOUS FOR.