John McCain Voters Favor Lawrence Welk

Proof mounts that McCain's base exists within the Geritol/Walker nursing home crowd as a recent PDB poll has found that McCain voters favor Lawrence Welk, with Pat Boone coming in a distant second in the, "McCain Voters under 100 poll" that interviewed these pre-centarians before their Cream of Wheat and prune juice breakfast at the Silver Hairs Retirement Center in Arizona. McCain, interviewed from his barko lounger, wiped his spittle with his lap blanket and replied, "I was hoping for Liberace, but I am pleased with the results."

In other BREAKING NEWS from the McCain camp, it seems that the Blobbettes triad of love have found blogging far too taxing for their tastes, and have taken the rest of the month off to rest and relax from their crueling blog schedule of around two posts a week, which averages out to less than one blog entry per week, per person from a team of THREE BLOGGERS! Just goes to show you, the media can make stars out of any one, as we watched Politco, the Washington Post, even news networks falling all over each other to make NEWS out of the poorly concieved and dismally written blog published by Meghan McCain in the FEEBLE ATTEMPT to make Daddy's Girl a media star...Obama staff members are rumored to have quipped, "She's no Chelsea."

Meanwhile, rumor has it that Cindy McCain has been out trying to embrace her criminal self as she spreads the word of her former drug addiction in a way sure to bring out the, "pity the poor misunderstood rich bitch" voting block for McCain. The rumor mill has her meeting with Paris Hilton for pantie flashing hints this weekend in Aspen.

Is McCain Blogette Blog DYING Like Father's Chances Of Being President?

Got Some Pork Chops?

Saying that the Meghan McCain Blogettes Blog has been a sterling dissappointment propped up by the media who are desparate for a story is an understatement. Three women working on it, and the pace with which posts go up to the blog is DISMAL...their last post this week was put up on April Fool's Day, meaning that three adult women have managed ONE ENTRY so far this week, and a LAME ONE at that. Perhaps Meghan and the Blogetts are finding maintaining a simple little blog is MORE WORK than they thought it would be?

Let's face it, the McBeefer's attempts at a jazzy, snappy blog ARE A FAILURE, and the girls would probably be best served dropping this fool's folly and getting on with the rest of their spoiled, pampered lives...Quarter Pounders anyone? Maybe Cindy can find a job for Meghan tasting stale beer, something Budweiser is FAMOUS FOR.

The McCain's Anti Gay Lunch Hour

Seems that Meghan McCain was all excited in her blog about them eating at Chick-fil-A...guess their decidely ANTI-Gay rhetoric and stance does not bother John McCain and his staff, they are fine with eating in a place that has not bothered to learn the fine art of tolerance and acceptance of others and their life choices? For a young woman that claims to be an independent, who voted for John Kerry in 2004, seems Meghan McCain's blog is starting to take on a decidedly rabid right wing slant. What's next for this young woman, supporting her father's 100 year war in Iraq, and a call for school prayer? Or is this all a ploy on her part to help Daddy win over the conservatives? Lunch with Ann Coulter anyone?

McBeefer Blog's Gaging Post From Thursday...Daddy's Girl Gushes

In the gage me with a spatula category the award for most petrid bullshit goes to Meghan McCain for her Thursday post on DADDY. Her pablum was made even worse based on her previously stated and known politics...didn't she vote for John Kerry in 2004, and isn't she a registered Independent? Anyway, felt it necessary to call her on some of her vile lies about Daddy, even if she is his LITTLE GIRL (there is a misnomer).

First she gushes that she has always considered it a compliment to be called Daddy's girl...why does spoiled rich bitch jump quickly to mind when I read that? Stop snarking on the candy girl, a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips as they say.

Then she goes into a sugar coated bit of pablum about how proud she is to be involved with all of us, and with her Daddy's campaign...so tell us there Meghan, how much are you making working for Daddy, and are your two girl friends on the payroll as well? Not that your dear friend from Carmel needs it, sure she has her own Daddy Warbucks to cover her tab.

Then she goes completely overboard, claiming she had an out of body experience listening to her fathers speech...hello Meghan, you were probably PASSING GAS! Let me guess, that one gets my blog on Mommy Dearest's revenge list? As for wishing we could have heard him speak...trust me, if we had wanted to, we could have, but we have heard more than enough from the old dust bag...by the way, how is his FUND RAISING COMING ALONG? (snicker, snicker) One last thing there girly about comparing your father to John Wayne...your Dad could not carry John Wayne's jock strap.

Song of the Day: "I'm Sensitive" by Jewel

McCain Touts Military Experience-Including the Four Planes He Crashed?

I love my Daddy Grandpa

McCain loves to puff up his chipmunk like cheeks, give us that patented TOUGH GUY look and talk about his military experience, telling us, "My Friends, I don't need any on the job training." First, we are NOT his friends. Secondly, when he talks about his glowing military experience and judgement, does that include the FOUR PLANES HE CRASHED? Further, he always forgets to mention that he left the military when his career STALLED...perhaps because of his drinking and womanizing ways. Give it up COWBOY, time for you to take your decaying Rodeo Queen and ride off into the sunset.

Senator's take on several global conflicts, from Lebanon to Iraq

Republican John McCain says his experience in national security and foreign policy makes him the best candidate for president. That experience includes his education at the U.S. Naval Academy, his work as a Navy pilot in combat during the Vietnam War and his entire military career, and service on key committees in Congress. Since entering Congress in 1983, McCain has weighed in on several decisions of when to use military force. USA TODAY's David Jackson reviews some of those positions:

Meghan Lives Sheltered Life? Funniest Video Ever Seen?

Thought I would share a post from the Blobettes space on the world wide web...seems that Meghan McCain swears the newest You Tube video supporting her father IS THE FUNNIEST SHE HAS EVER SEEN...either A) she has never watched the Comedy Channel, Steven Colbert, or the Daily Show, or B) leads a very sad and sheltered life.

"Raining McCain"
POSTED BY MEGHAN
ON 03.25.08 9:05 AM

I just came across one of the weirdest, craziest, funniest YouTube videos I've seen. Be sure to watch to the end for the floating head and "fatherly" downpour... it's pretty hilarious!

A McCain Fund Raising Chuckle

Financial Woes seem to be a McCain campaign trademark despite his shrew of a wife's monsterous personal wealth. Perhaps the man needs to take it as a clue. On Saint Patrick's Day a Pro-McCain group announced and ambitious goal of getting one million people to each donate ten dollars to the Unite McCain Campaign. If their first week's fund raising efforts are any example, it is going to be a very long General Election for John McCain and his supporters as you can see from the graft posted on their site, and shared here for your amusement. Maybe Cindy McCain can start holding some bake sales for her hubby the couch potato. Meanwhile, in fast breaking news from the piglettes, seems that the blobbettes have suffered a change of plans...does this mean their trip to Bahran has been put on hold because too many people asked to many questions about who was PAYING FOR THAT TRIP? In the mean time, seems that Meghan is going to be hitting the campaign trail with Daddy next week...wonder if Porky Pig is a McCain voter?

McBlob Shares Thoughts On Her Saintly Mother

She obviously got her Dad's butt.

As many of you may, or may not know, Meghan McCain and the Blobbettes are journaling her father's (John McSame) campaign for the Presidency. In one of her entries this week, she posted up her top ten things we may not know about her mother...apparently she assumes we live under rocks. Anyway, thought we would share her comments here on the McSame blog with some added commentary of our own where appropriate.

About My Mom:

1. She was named "rodeo queen" in high school. Back in the day, rodeos were a big thing in Arizona and Mom was named the rodeo queen when she was 16. The pictures are so funny – she's wearing a cowboy hat with a crown!

First, we know about this Meghan. Perhaps that explains her bowlegged stance and penchant for having an affair with a married man? Where I come from, we call loose legged women sleeping with married men sluts. You do know she was boinking your father while he was married to another woman don't you? Just checking.


2. She always taught me to be true to myself. Growing up in politics, it would be easy to think of your parents forcing you to act, talk, and look a certain way. But whether it was me putting pink streaks in my hair when I was 14 or deciding to go to Columbia instead of USC (her alma mater) for college, Mom always let me make my own decisions (and mistakes) and it has made me who I am today.

So, your mother made you a self centered over weight young woman that cannot write a blog without the help of two staff members? Clarifying here you understand, trying to keep the record straight.

3. She's a huge Cream fan and went to their reunion concert in London two years ago.

How does this fit with your father's favorite song, "Bomb Bomb Iran"? Further, sharing the fact that she flew off to London to catch the reunion concert shows just how out of touch your Mother and family are with the average middleclass American. We are RICH, FILTHY RICH, so we can do things like this.

4. Her favorite snacks are Cheetos and salt and vinegar potato chips.

Maybe those vinegar potato chips explain that hawkish, nasty bitchy look she wears on a normal basis?

5. She likes to watch nature programs and "The Animal Planet" on TV. (I think she's slightly obsessed with Jeff Corwin.)

Curious here, does your mother own any fur coats? Sure the folks at PETA would love to know.

6. She spoils our dogs silly. We have two Yorkshire terriers named Desi and Lucy. We also have two other dogs named Sam and Coco who are a springer spaniel and a mix. She spoils them with lots of treats and affection.

WOW, four dogs! Curious here who takes care of these dogs while you all are out on the campaign trail, and at what cost? Your mother looks like a shrew, so doubt any of us are going to buy your attempts to humanize her.

7. She also loves fish. I grew up with salt water tanks all over our house and bowls of goldfish in the kitchen.

Tropical fish to good for her?

8. She has been doing work with charities such as HALO and Operation Smile ever since I can remember. When I was little, I used to imagine her running into people like "Indiana Jones" along the way. To this day, when I see an old movie poster of Harrison Ford as "Indiana Jones", it reminds me of Mom.

We know all about her CHARITY WORK...how addicted to drugs was she by the way, and just how much stealing did she do from the charity she founded. Don't suppose she is prepared to share the CRIMINAL RECORDS when she as a rich woman, and wife of a Senator had her crimes washed away, while many others guilty of far less criminal activity are rotting in America's prisons would she? Affairs, drug addictions, stealing drugs and illegal international transit of illicit drugs...GEE, your mother sounds like QUITE THE WOMAN.

9. She can tell if a beer is fresh or not, depending on the taste.

Does this mean we can add alcoholic to her list of accomplishments?

10. The song "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Israel Kamakawiwo'ole is our special "mother/daughter song". It always makes me think of her and our family's affinity for scuba diving and the ocean.

THAT IS JUST SO PRECIOUS-NOT...pity her tank did not run out of air. At least then we would not have to suffer her acute need to seek out revenge...anyone who keeps a revenge list really needs to seek out some counseling.

McCain's Trip To Look Presidential-Who is Paying For Daughter and Friends Expenses?

So McCain is embarking on a trip to the Middle East to make himself look PRESIDENTIAL. That trip is being paid for by "we the taxpayers". He justifies it by claiming he wishes other figures in Washington would do more travel around the world so they could be more informed. Now, it seems that Chris his HAWKY looking wife with her beady eyes is also going to be taking a trip, and in tow will be the Blobettes (Meghan, photographer Heather Brand and producer Shannon Bae). Ignoring the oddity of a person needing a staff to maintain a poorly presented Blog, and getting to the weighty question of the day, who is picking up the tab for these three 20 somethings to travel halfway around the world to TOUR A CHARITY her mother is a board member of? By the way, is anyone going to keep tabs on Chris, make sure she keeps her hands out of the DRUG CABINET?