John McCain Voters Favor Lawrence Welk

Proof mounts that McCain's base exists within the Geritol/Walker nursing home crowd as a recent PDB poll has found that McCain voters favor Lawrence Welk, with Pat Boone coming in a distant second in the, "McCain Voters under 100 poll" that interviewed these pre-centarians before their Cream of Wheat and prune juice breakfast at the Silver Hairs Retirement Center in Arizona. McCain, interviewed from his barko lounger, wiped his spittle with his lap blanket and replied, "I was hoping for Liberace, but I am pleased with the results."

In other BREAKING NEWS from the McCain camp, it seems that the Blobbettes triad of love have found blogging far too taxing for their tastes, and have taken the rest of the month off to rest and relax from their crueling blog schedule of around two posts a week, which averages out to less than one blog entry per week, per person from a team of THREE BLOGGERS! Just goes to show you, the media can make stars out of any one, as we watched Politco, the Washington Post, even news networks falling all over each other to make NEWS out of the poorly concieved and dismally written blog published by Meghan McCain in the FEEBLE ATTEMPT to make Daddy's Girl a media star...Obama staff members are rumored to have quipped, "She's no Chelsea."

Meanwhile, rumor has it that Cindy McCain has been out trying to embrace her criminal self as she spreads the word of her former drug addiction in a way sure to bring out the, "pity the poor misunderstood rich bitch" voting block for McCain. The rumor mill has her meeting with Paris Hilton for pantie flashing hints this weekend in Aspen.

Legal Americans Lose Jobs, Illegals Still Working, McCain Wants Amnesty

Illegal Aliens-WRONG FOR AMERICA

America lost 80,000 LEGAL JOBS this past month while illegal aliens kept working at jobs they are not entitled to, yet John McCain wants a pathway to AMNESTY for 15-22 Million illegal aliens now working and living in America. In three months some 200,000 plus LEGAL CITIZENS of this nation have lost their jobs while scab illegal alien laborers continue to collect our paychecks, depress our wages...where is John McCain on the issue? He wants to provide a pathway to citizenship for this scab labor, wants America's lower and middleclass wages to remain depressed due to illegals in our work force.

Dwight D. Eisenhowser in the 50's dealt swiftly with the illegal alien crisis in America, and we need a leader who will do the same in the year 2008. The time has come to seek prison sentences for any company, large or small who employees a illegal alien, the time has come for the border patrol and INS to do their jobs, and for our Federal Government to halt ALL FEDERAL FUNDING to any and all Safe Haven communities, such as San Francisco and New York.

A large part of America's Economic Recession can be laid squarely at the feet of this illegal work force, at our elected officials refusal to deal harshly with illegal aliens and those who employ or house them, including the Catholic Church. If we are a lawful society, return to Americans what is rightfully ours, our jobs.

It is noted here for accuracy, that all three Presidential Candidates have the WRONG APPROACH on illegal aliens, and it is time that the press start asking all three of them the HARD QUESTIONS on illegal aliens.

Flip Flopper McCain On Mogtada al-Sadr...Which is it Grandpa?

Well, evidence is mounting that McCain is a doddering old fool not fit to serve. Seems that CNN has caught him espousing two polar opposite opinions on Mogtada al-Sadr in a two week period...factor in his accessment of the Camel Dung eating brain fart of a cleric back in 2007, and it seems McCain has NO CLUE where the dart board is, let alone being capable of hitting the bullseye. See Article Here

CNN catches McCain making contradictory statements about Sadr.»

In an interview with CNN earlier today, Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) claimed that he has long understood the influence of Iraqi Shi’ite cleric Moqtada al-Sadr:

I said he was still major player and his influence is going to have to be reduced and gradually eliminated.

But in a report on The Situation Room today, the network noted that just two weeks ago McCain — trying to paint a rosy picture of Iraq — described Sadr very differently while speaking to CNN’s John King in Baghdad:

His [Sadr’s] influence has been on the wane for a long time.

McCain Money Goes to Politico

This in from Political Dirt Bag blog, our sister site.

Politico Scoping Up McCain Cash? Might Explain Some of the McCain Friendly Articles.

Just a quick late night question. Can Politico's site really be considered as a accurate, impartial, truthful source of information on Senator McCain and his run for the presidency when it appears said web site is making a nice little PROFIT on John McCain? According to filings by McCain with the FEC, he owes the folks at Politico just over $3300. Not sure one can or should be writing opinion pieces on a candidate that is writing you out checks...just my own thoughts on the matter, though your milage might vary. See debt owed here.

John McCain is Economic MORON and Ass Monkey

All morning long on both FOX and CNN they touted McCain's big speech today on the Economy. Well, to say it was anticlimatic is and understatement. First, the man has the black heart of a demonspawn, and the economic intellect of a slug. His solution is to do nothing for anyone...well, except for Bear Stern, and any other CORPORATE Business interest...he didn't say that, but you could read between the lines. His opinion, everyone losing their house right now has no one to blame but themselves. Question here Mr. McCain...if that is your personal belief, if you believe that every American is responsible for their own troubles in life, and should have to pay the price for their mistakes, why did you intervene in your wife's serious felony case involving the stealing of drugs from her own charity? Is this a case of Americans doing as you say, and not as you do? You sir are a WORLD CLASS PRICK.

72 Civilians, 2 American Soldiers Dead As McCain Looks Presidential

Baghdad...As Bush and Cheney's overlapping visits wound down, seemed only appropriate to report the day's death tolls in the war both claim is going well, as McCain trys to look Presidential.

In a stunningly bitter attack, a female suicide bomber blew herself up, killing 43 Shiite worshippers in the holy city of Karbala on Monday, as McCain was taking advantage of a photo op with various assorted Iraq Government Officials...Cheney was resting. The attack left pools of blood on the street leading to one of Iraq's most revered mosques. McCain refused an offer to walk the streets even with a bullet proof vest and a massive security force flanking his side, even with the addition of six Black Hawks.

The suicide attack was the deadliest in a series of bloody attacks that left at least 72 Iraqi citizens dead on one day of McCain's visit, and many more injured. The deaths included six youths killed when mortar rounds slammed into a soccer field in eastern Baghdad outside the green zone.

In a bittersweet irony for the two aging War Hawks, two U.S. soldiers were killed Monday in a separate roadside bombing north of Baghdad. This brings the American military death toll close to 4,000 as the U.S. led war enters its sixth year, and McCain prepares for his Friday fund raiser in London at the Spencer House.

Breaking News-Cheney Joins McCain in Iraq

Keep and Eye on Our Boy For Us.

OK...maybe a bit of a stretch, just in from the folks at Blogger News Network, seems that Cheney is making a surprise trip to Iraq with an almost IDENTIAL agenda as that of McCain, LIEberman and Graham...find myself wondering if he will join them in London for lunch?

Cheney Makes Surprise Visit to Iraq

The White House wouldn’t give any details on Cheney’s trip except to say that he was there in an effort to build political unity in the country. Does anyone else find it ironic that an administration which has thrived on political division and secrecy, now finds itself in the position of having to unify Iraq? Cheney is expected to make stops throughout Iraq. He will meet with Prime Minister al-Maliki, U.S. Ambassador Ryan Crocker, and General Petraeus. Crocker and Petraeus will be back in Washington, D.C. next month to deliver another status report on the war to Congress.

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The Iraq Truth McCain Will Not Speak-Five Years Later

Five Years Later-Was Iraq War Worth It?

Rather ironic that two high priests of the Church of Bush chose to set foot in Iranian soil today as that nation marks five years of war, five years of American occupation.

We all support the troops, yet this weekend as America celebrates the five year anniversary of the Iraq War, the milestone is hardly mentioned in the press here in America, more attention paid to McCain touching foot in Iraq than we are seeing given to this somber anniversary. A PEW poll released earlier this week found that 40 percent of Americans were unsure, did not know how many American troops had died in the war…for those wondering, we will soon reach the 4,000 number.

Taking exception to McCain’s rosy predictions where Iraq is concerned, I point out the obvious that he does not want to discuss.

1. Iraq is in the throes of civil war, the nation suffering from great political and military strife and uncertainty.

2. Despite claims that the SURGE is working, violence is rampant in Iraq, with the death toll of Irag citizens conservatively estimated to be over 89,000.

3. Life for women in Iraq has gotten far worse since the American invasion, many women having no choice but to turn to prostitution to survive, risking death if they are caught.

4. Unemployment and poverty rates are escalating.

Contrary to the false words of George W. Bush, no weapons of Mass Destruction have been found, no ties found to exist between Saddam Hussein and Al-Quida. Senator McCain would have us believe we are winning; have us keep our troops in Iraq, if necessary for another 100 years. Setting aside politics, setting aside party platforms and doctrine, was the Invasion of Iraq worth it?

Elliot Spitzer and John McCain-Slut Boys On Parade

Seems that disgraced Elliot Spitzer and Family Values Republican Presidential Candidate John McCain share a common character flaw...they are both whores, men who cannot control their sexual urges. Elliot Spitzer is number 9, admitted to the world he'd disgraced his office, shamed his family. McCain has admitted he whored around, had sexual affairs when married to his first wife, but thinks nothing of it...in fact, one of the blond bimbo's he was bopping while married is now his current wife. Cheat on your wife with a woman 17-18 years your junior who happens to have a convicted felon for a father, and you too can end up running for President...only in the Family Values Republican Party in 2008.

Follow McCain's Yellow Brick Road of Forgettable Moments

Vote For My Dad...He Needs All The Help He Can Get.

In McCain’s 1986 Senate bid, according to his aide Jay Smith, he was so angry at Richard Kimball that he wanted to kill him…seems Kimball had the audacity to let everyone know McCain was standing on a riser behind the podium…bit of a Napoleon complex there John?

John Steward claimed McCain’s Straight Talk Express was rerouted through Bull Shit Town when Senator John McCain decided to make a stop at Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University when six years before he had called both Falwell and Pat Robertson “agents of intolerance”. Guess a desperate need for the conservative evangelical vote changes a man?

At a campaign rally held at a gun factory McCain told the crowd, “I will follow Osama bin Laden to the gates of Hell and I will shoot him with ONE OF YOUR PRODUCTS.” He later clarified his comments by stating, “I certainly didn’t mean I would actually shoot him. I am certainly angry at him, but…I would not shoot him myself.” Why does this remind me of his penchant for the word GOOK?

The Dalmer Factoid of the day…as a boy John McCain like to use firecrackers to blow up frogs.

When asked about his wife Cindy McCain’s ties to Charles Keating Senator McCain replied, “That’s up to you to find that out kids.” Translated…“I ain’t talking.”

Pat Buchanan once quipped about McCain, “He will make Cheney look like Gandhi.”

Call for EBAY Boycott-Show Democrats Your Support

Join the Boycott of EBAY, show your support for the Democratic Party, show your support for BRINGING OUR TROOPS HOME. Meg Whitman has thrown herself into the thick of the Presidential Elections on the side of John McCain and the George Bush Doctrine that has gotten us into a wrong war, ruined our economy, and threatened the very survival of the Middleclass. If you are a Democrat and have an EBAY account, cancel it, or refuse to conduct business through the account until Meg Whitman resigns as the Co-Chair of John McCain's Presidential Campaign. Show Corporate America that we as Americans will no longer tolerate partisan special interest politics, no longer allow large corporations and their officers to manipulate the vote through their pocketbooks. Contact MoveOn.Org and encourage them to take up the fight...the time has come to draw the line in the sand, hold companies responsible for their political positions.

Should Democrats Boycott EBAY for Backing John McCain?

In Arlington, Virginia Senator McCain’s desperate presidential campaign staff announced they had snagged EBAY President and CEO Meg Whitman. It seems that Meg thought nothing about offending America’s Democrats with her decision to back a man who will bring us four more years of the Bush Doctrine. She will serve a key role in his bid for the White House, serving as National Co-Chair and other unnamed financial efforts…as in FUND RAISING?

Democrats helped build EBAY, helped Meg Whitman build the company into the giant it is today with 15,000 employees. Has the time come to pull the rug out from under her, show EBAY that choosing sides, backing a man and a party half the nations hates is simply NOT GOOD BUSINESS? Should America’s Democrats cancel their accounts, orchestrate a boycott, hold online one day sick ins when Democrats avoid the site at all costs?

John McCain-The NAKED Truth

The Not So Maverick McCain-The Corporate Interest/Bush Soldier

If you listen to Senator John McSame out on the Campaign Trail he would have you believe he is YOUR FRIEND, has the interest of the average American first and foremost in his mind. The truth of the matter is, John McCain HATES AVERAGE AMERICANS, has a habit of voting away our jobs, eliminating our ability to earn overtime pay, wants to cheat us out of our Social Security, Medicare, and our ability to form unions…unless of course you are an Illegal Alien.

The AFL-CIO has been working diligently to uncover the truth of this non-maverick Senator, and their website reveals the man is a snake in sheep’s camouflage, a Bush Crony who has voted with the Bush Administration 90 percent of the time in the past 7 plus years, embraced the Bush Doctrine 95 percent of the time in the past year! Those BASTARDS, they killed Kenny! Sorry, could not resist.

As reported in this blog yesterday, John McCain’s latest skunk deal saw a multi-billion-dollar air tanker deal to a European company (EADS), seeing no problem with putting 40,000 Americans out of work, and shipping our National Security Technology overseas. To take care of his BUDDIES seems McCain used his contacts in the Pentagon to rig the process, change the bidding process to disadvantage Boeing. (This fact reported in Time Magazine which says, “And some of his top advisers have out and out lobbied for the award to EADS/Airbus--one of them while serving as McCain's national finance chairman. [Time magazine, 3/11/08]”

The AFL-CIO like this site wants to expose the truth of John McCain. To that end they have just launched McCain Revealed. If you have a family, if you belong to a Union, if you are a legal American citizens struggling to make ends meet, this is a must visit site. We here at John McSame 4 President are proud to provide their link to America, help them reach the 13 million household voters in 23 key battleground states…two of those people they want to reach live in my Union Proud home.

Bush Operative Deals With McCain Boeing Debacle

Any news eating couch potato knows about the Refueling Tanker Contract disaster, knows that McCain played a KEY ROLE in seeing the contract awarded to the French, our close allies who were no shows in Iraq and Afghanistan. Well, the McCain team is striking back with a nice little propaganda piece addressed to Interested Parties (that would be all Americans).

The teary eyed piece of pablum was written by one Steve Schmidt...AKA, a top Bush and Company talent who helped orchestrate Bush's win to a second term in the White House. Seems he is another one of those Bush Doctrine transplants steering Bush's McCain Straight Talk Express. Seems Schmidt was signed on to the campaign as a Senior Advisor.

Schmidt glosses over some key points of interest in his attempts to cloud the issue and get the heat off his new boss.

1. McCain's interference in the process has cost America some 40,000 good paying jobs.

2. McCain has no problems with a key component of our National Security and Defense and the strategic technology being given to a foreign company.

His first tact in his fairytale interpretation is that McCain was/is trying to be fiscally responsible, save Americans their tax dollars. The amount of supposed savings is around $8 Billion dollars...sounds like a lot of money. So, consider this. For every dollar you put into the economy (The contract could be worth over half a trillion dollars) you create six more dollars as that money is reinvested into the economy. Simply stated, that contract let to an American company would have created 40,000 AMERICAN jobs, and created an influx to our American economy of around $3 Trillion dollars.

Perhaps this is a perfect example of McCain's ignorance of basic economic principles. You give away to the French $3 Trillion dollars in economic stimulus to save $8 Billion dollars in American Tax Dollars...has this man been spending to much time with George W. Bush?

The rest of the letter is similiar inane drivel, strawman arguements intended to shift your focus away from John McCain and his stupidity.

Saddam's Irag Report Censored-McCain Breaths Sigh of Relief

Saddam’s Iraq Report Benched Due To Politics

Seems that the White House does not want we Americans to have EASY ACCESS to the Pentagon Report on Saddam’s Iraq. The report admits freely that no connections were found between Saddam Hussein and Al Qaeda, and Bush’s Administration thinks have that information and the report widely available to Americans is simply TO POLITICALLY DEVISIVE and has ordered the Pentagon not to post the report online in any manner.

The document was supposed to be available on the Joint Forces Command web site this afternoon. Soon after it was made available, the authors of the report were to have conducted a press briefing…that too was cancelled. Further, the Pentagon has announced that the report WILL NOT EVEN BE EMAILED to reporters…you can though request a CD copy of the report that will be sent out via first class mail at a date and time convenient to the Pentagon (Like after the fall elections).

When asked about their decision, low level scapegoats at the Pentagon would only say, “initial press reports on the study made it "too politically sensitive.” The study found no "smoking gun" or any evidence of a direct connection between Saddam's Iraq and the al Qaeda terrorist organization.

John McCain staffers had no comment on the Presidents decision, but rumors have it that FTD delivered a large bouquet of flowers to the White House this evening with a thank you note from John McCain.

News Article

Report Summary

You can call the Pentagon to requestion your copy of the report at: (757) 836-6555

You can write the command at :

U. S. Joint Forces Command
1562 Mitscher Ave. Suite 200
Norfolk, VA 23551

They can also be contacted via their web site.

We encourage all Americans to request their CD Rom copy of this important report.

National Strategy for Victory in Iraq

Is God Calling on Evangelicals To Elect A Democrat?

by Sherwood M.

March 12, 2008 05:42 PM EDT

Pastor Jan Paulsen leads the 16 million member Seventh-day Adventist world church. In a recently published article (March issue of Adventist World) the pastor reiterates the church's long standing position held on non-combatancy. In the article, Clear Thinking About Military Service, this religious leader simply states that the decision to carry arms puts "the spiritual and moral foundations of your life in serious jeopardy." Another key passage from the article the pastor states, "the church must constantly reflect God's infinite, healing love."

The article raises, without actually stating it, "Is the Evangelical Christian Republican Base being called by God to back the Democratic Candidate for President?"

It is Jan Paulsen position, that because God values each human life, true Christians should never be involved in the taking of a life, even the life of our enemies. Looking at this statement, looking at the Republican Party's stance on abortion, their blind support of George W. Bush, their blind support of his War in Iraq would seem to put them at odds with their religion with their God. How can you support war, the needless killing of thousands of human beings yet claim yourself an Evangelical Christian?

McCain has made his position on war, on Iraq clear. He is fine with our troops dying in the desert sands for another 100 years, has no problems with the continued bloodshed in the Middle east in the name of United States interests. His positions, George W. Bush's doctrine seem to fly in the face of what true Christians are supposed to hold most sacred, the protection of and value of human life. If you carry arms, support others carrying them in your name, you are embracing and condoning the taking of human life. Paulsen writes about the Church's abandonment of CORE CHURCH VALUES regarding war:

"I have sensed, at times, a certain ambivalence toward our historic position, a sense, perhaps, that 'that was then, and this is now.' And yet I know of no reason why this should be so."

A commonly held truth in life is that you cannot serve two masters. You cannot claim to value human life, give any validity to your Pro Life position on abortion while at the same time beating the war drums and supporting Pro War politicians. Is God through Jan Paulsen calling on Evangelical Christians to set aside their red pompoms and vote for a candidate (Clinton or Obama) who want to bring our troops home sooner than later?

Read Article Here

John McCain’s Money Beg Letter…Some Added Commentary

As a joke I made a contribution to George W. Bush a few years back to get my name printed in the Wall Street Journal. The various assorted perks included in that singular donation include getting almost every Republican fund raising letter shared with mankind. It seems appropriate to share one of the latest MONEY BEGS from John McCain with some added commentary…call it a truth in advertising addition to content.

My Friends, (John…I can call you John can’t I...Lose this terminology, it even offends people in your own party, especially the Conservatives. We are not your friends; your wife would not add our names to her social registry. Her Daddy is a convicted felon, but his money buys her social stature.)

Last week, I was humbled to win the support of 1,191 delegates and officially become the presumptive nominee of our party. (Stop lying, you were relieved that Huckabee finally stopped being a bug up your ass.) It was a great honor to also receive the endorsement of President Bush (John, we watched the press conference, you looked liked a rabid raccoon caught in a snare…it was obvious you were pissed that Bush would not let you get a word in edgewise.) and visit the Republican National Committee to begin laying out our strategy for victory in November. We face a tough challenge, but I’m confident that together we will win.

It’s been a long journey. (Guys, I need a break here, not as young as I used to be, so can some of you step up and carry the ball for a few weeks while I try to recharge my battery?) While I would like to sit back and reflect on what we’ve been through over these many months, there will be time for that later. Right now, beginning today, we must join together as a party. (Come on Conservatives, I know I am not your man, but would you rather see Clinton or Obama in the Oval Office…trust me, once I bring Bush’s team on board, you’ll swear George Bush won a third term in office.) We must unite as we face either Senator Clinton or Senator Obama in November. I ask that you join me today and make a financial commitment to help our campaign replenish our resources to achieve our goals. ( I raised $12 million dollars last month, and the two Democratic heavyweights brought in over $80 million! I need money, and LOTS of it…who wants to buy some favor?

Now we move into the second phase of this campaign. Together, we must convince the American people that our shared conservative principles and my election as president, are in the best interests of the country we love. (You want to over turn Roe verse Wade, you want another Roberts or Alito on the Supreme Court, you had best get behind me and start singing my praises. Our ability to legislate morality, to force our religious views on the rest of the nation depend on keeping Republicans in the White House.)

And this will be, without question, the toughest phase. (We Republicans are not very well liked right now, hell we even have problems in our own party with defections every day as our base registers as Independents.) From this moment forward, whomever the Democrats choose, we will face a candidate directly opposed to us on every important issue facing our nation. (Permanent tax cuts for the richest Americans, destroying the middleclass, our oil war in Iraq, and owning the Supreme Court.) The Democratic nominee will increase the size of the federal government, raise your taxes, and withdraw our armed forces from Iraq’s front lines based on an arbitrary timetable. My commitment will be to cut taxes (for the rich), reduce the size of government (by eliminating welfare, and privatizing Social Security) and bring the war to the swiftest possible conclusion (even if it takes me 100 years and invading Iran) without leaving the region in chaos, or an enemy emboldened to attack us elsewhere with weapons we dare not allow them to possess. (Iran will not be allowed to have a nuclear arsenal, but we will give them nuclear reactors if they will sign onto our GNEP initiative.)

As I’ve said many times, this election is about big things. (The North American Union and Amnesty for 15-22 Million illegal aliens.) And it will be the most expensive election battle in history. (Republican Propaganda carries a heavy financial cost.) The Democrats have demonstrated their ability to raise an astonishing amount of money for their campaign. (It scares the living hell out of me, and now the AFL-CIO is weighing in with a $53 Million dollar attack campaign against me.) Soon those resources will be focused on me. We must be ready. I am asking today to help replenish our resources and begin the long difficult march to victory by making a contribution of $50, $100, $250, $500 or even $1,000. (Forget about your own pain, put your own financial worries aside for a day, and think about the good of the party…I am sure we can compete financially if you go hungry for a few days, or skip your mortgage payment for a month. Be creative, commit your Economic Incentive check that Bush is sending you to our campaign.)

We have prepared for this fight for a long, long time. It begins today. We’ve come this far. Let’s go on to victory. (Preserving the George W. Bush doctrine depends on you digging deep, giving until it hurts.)

Thank you,

John McCain

P.S. I cannot overemphasize how critical it is to rebuild our campaign resources as quickly as possible. (The Straight Talk Express is running on fumes, and Mitt Romney will not give me access to his donors unless I name him my VP.) I urge you to please make whatever contribution you can today, right now, by following this link. There will be no second chances in this fight. (Wink, wink…if we can keep things close, we do have the Supreme Court in our back pocket.) This is our moment to join together and show the strength of our party. (Come on Conservatives, stop your grousing and get in line…I need Ann Coulter’s endorsement, and Rush needs to be attacking Clinton, not me.) Thank you.

AFL- CIO Attack Will Crash McCain's Financial Boat

As the Clinton-Obama slugfest moves on towards Pennsylvania where the Democratic Party Nomination Title Fight will be won or lost McCain finds himself about to face the blistering heat and might of a $50 million dollar ad attack launched by the AFL-CIO on his economic policies or lack thereof. The $53 Million dollar anti-McCain campaign is a record advertising blitz by the largest union in America, and comes at a time when everyone agrees McCain's financial boat is not in order...countering the blistering attack may be impossible for McCain even with the RNC now fully (almost) behind his run for the Presidency.

In other disturbing McSame news, word on the street is that Mitt Romney's appearence on FOX with Hannity last night came after a push from White House insiders who are now fully supporting him as McCain's Vice Presidential choice. The further down the road the McSame Express goes, the more this is looking like a third Bush term in Office in all but name only.

In a ODD twist, also involving another Bush Administration connection, McCain last week got the support of America's Catholics...what is odd about it, is there is now ANOTHER KEATING involved in McCain's political career.

McCain's Republicans Uphold President's Veto...RNC Will Now Be Known as the NTC

The Canadians who BEGGED OUT OF IRAQ have quickly weighed in on the President and John McCain’s endorsement of torture…in a Toronto Star story, “ Bush’s shameful legacy of torture” the paper is quick to rail against Bush’s penchant for pain, while ignoring McCain’s implicit endorsement of the policy.

Republicans in the House anxious to be the party of pain voted to uphold Bush’s veto of a bill that would have prohibited the CIA from torturing prisoners, using water boarding as a means of squeezing out false confessions. Meanwhile the UN has gone public with the fact that the US has refused to allow a United Nations torture inspector to visit American-run jails in Iraq. Bush afraid to take a black eye on the issue must feel it is not in McCain’s best interest to have a bunch of battered and beaten detainees suddenly appearing on the evening news.

Roll Call:

In all fairness, being fair and balanced, three Democrats sided with John McCain and the Republican party in being all for torture in the name of the Red, White and Blue: Waters (CA), Marshall (GA), Kucinich (OH).

Senator, John McCain had initially supported a ban, but when it came to a vote, he sided with the President in the hopes of winning over the Conservative Right Wing of the RNC.

In short, John McCain believes in the protection of a few cells, opposes a woman’s right to choice, but is absolutely fine with beating the living crap out of anyone that might potentially have a useful scrap of intelligence…travelers keep your wits about you at airport check points, you don’t want to find yourself being whisked off to some unknown destination in a torture friendly country under the guise of McCain’s Bush Doctrine. Rumors have it that Ann Coulter’s G-Spot was tickled pink upon hearing of the vote.

McMitt To Bring in McRight? Tune In FOX!

Mr Romney McCain's McVP? It could be...seems that Mitt of the bigoted right wing could be just what the Doctor ordered to rein in the Republican Party's out of control Rowdy Right Wing...I mean come on, even Ann (Potty Mouth) Coulter incestously refers to Mitt Romney as a Conservative's Conservative...can't you just hear the SWOON in her voice.

Can see the war plan for the fall election now...John McSame will be the Iraq Pit Bull, promising to chase Osama Bin Laden to the gates of hell and beyond with his delapidated 72 year old body...sure John, we believe you,you and Rambo all the way DUDE. McMitt will flant in from the right (where else) as McCain's Wizard of the Economy. Bring in the court jester, Senator LIEberman as McCain's Secretary of Defense, and McCain's Model T Campaign is ready for the open road.

Don't miss the 2 AM FOX News reruns...you can watch Toilet Mouth Hannity's interview with McMitt...special quest appearance by Ronald McDonald?