John McCain Voters Favor Lawrence Welk

Proof mounts that McCain's base exists within the Geritol/Walker nursing home crowd as a recent PDB poll has found that McCain voters favor Lawrence Welk, with Pat Boone coming in a distant second in the, "McCain Voters under 100 poll" that interviewed these pre-centarians before their Cream of Wheat and prune juice breakfast at the Silver Hairs Retirement Center in Arizona. McCain, interviewed from his barko lounger, wiped his spittle with his lap blanket and replied, "I was hoping for Liberace, but I am pleased with the results."

In other BREAKING NEWS from the McCain camp, it seems that the Blobbettes triad of love have found blogging far too taxing for their tastes, and have taken the rest of the month off to rest and relax from their crueling blog schedule of around two posts a week, which averages out to less than one blog entry per week, per person from a team of THREE BLOGGERS! Just goes to show you, the media can make stars out of any one, as we watched Politco, the Washington Post, even news networks falling all over each other to make NEWS out of the poorly concieved and dismally written blog published by Meghan McCain in the FEEBLE ATTEMPT to make Daddy's Girl a media star...Obama staff members are rumored to have quipped, "She's no Chelsea."

Meanwhile, rumor has it that Cindy McCain has been out trying to embrace her criminal self as she spreads the word of her former drug addiction in a way sure to bring out the, "pity the poor misunderstood rich bitch" voting block for McCain. The rumor mill has her meeting with Paris Hilton for pantie flashing hints this weekend in Aspen.

3 US Troops Killed, 31 Injured in McCain's 100 Year Iraq War

As protestors in France Extinquish the Olympic Torch in the name of freeing Tibet, there is breaking news on John McCain's 100 Year Iraq War front...3 US Troops were killed, and 31 more injured IN THE GREEN ZONE. So far, McCain's camp has been silent on these recent death, and the SIGNIFICANT uptick in violence as the surge begins to fail.

US soldiers killed in Green Zone

Mortars and rockets fired by insurgents frequently hit the Green Zone Three US service personnel have been killed and 31 wounded by rocket attacks on the Green Zone and a base elsewhere in Baghdad, the US military has said. The rocket attack at 1530 (1230 GMT) on the Green Zone, which houses government offices and foreign embassies, killed two personnel and wounded at least 17. A separate attack at the same time on a forward operating base in the Rustamiya district killed one and injured 14. The attacks came after fighting between US and Iraqi forces and a Shia militia. Twenty-two people were killed and more than 50 others injured in the clashes in the capital's eastern district of Sadr City, a stronghold of the Mehdi Army. The militia's leader, radical Shia cleric Moqtada Sadr, has called for a mass demonstration in three days' time against the US military presence.

North Korea's Kim Supporting Senator McCain?

In the it takes a war whore to know a war whore department, is this political campaign poster spoof, the rhinestone McCain on Kim's glasses courtesy of Senator McCain's own daughter Meghan, via her poorly designed and written blog. Would not be very surprised to find out that the McCain girls rang those bad boy glasses up on Mommy Dearest's American Express card...speaking of which, Senator McCain has been running up some SERIOUS charges on his own American Express card...wonder when we will see him, Cindy or the daughter doing a commercial for them, gasing up their gas guzzling Straight Talk Express Bus, or perhaps refueling the jet. We of course are still waiting for McCain to tell us how much his daughter is earning from the campaign, as well as the staffers for his daughters Blog...seems to me, that if it turns out those three girls are on the McCain payroll, that blog takes on a much different perspective, leads one to realize the McCains have been trying to DUPE THE PUBLIC. Come on McCain, send a SENIOR STAFFER out to answer the question...who is picking up the tab for the Blogettes? Are they on the McCain payroll, who is paying their travel expenses?

Pussy Boy McCain Calls For Peaceful Presidential Election

Past History Tends To Make This Headline MORE BELIEVABLE...does John McCain have trouble keeping his dick in his pants?

Hey John, as the old saying goes, "suck my dick"...the campaign is not going to be peaceful, is not going to be a "respectful arguement amoung friends". We are NOT YOUR FRIENDS, have no desire to BE YOUR FRIEND, think you are a sleeze bag war whore that will follow the Bush Doctrine to the Gates of Hell as you ruin America, and keep our troops wrongfully tied down in the desert sands, all the while fucking the middleclass in the name of benefitting Corporate America and the rich and elite.

Let me GIVE YOU A CLUE...you can get any kind of agreement you want from Hillary Clinton, or Senator Obama, the three of you reaching and accord to play nice in the fall election, and it will not matter....YOU SEE, AMERICANS ARE PISSED, pissed about our troops in Iraq, pissed that you want to grant AMNESTY TO ILLEGAL ALIENS while we lose our houses and our jobs, pissed that you can't keep your dick in your pants, and we have the internet...we have Blogs, we have You Tube, we can put up full blown web sites in a matter of HOURS, and we are aiming our anger, and OUR MEDIA square at the Republican Party, and you as their Presidential Candidate. No longer can the two political parties and mainstream media CONTROL THE MESSAGE, decide what we will see and READ...WE MAKE OUR OWN MESSAGE.

So Mr out of touch with reality, old fart wind bag war whore, save your breath, stop thinking you can lay down the rules for this Presidential Election...IT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, the Internet is about to come of age in the politcal arena as we sharpen our teeth in preparation of chewing your Presidential Run up and spitting it out. The White House will go to the Democrats because the vast middleclass has an ability to use the internet to counteract your false ads, and run our own campaign for NOTHING. You may not like it McCain, but for at least half of America, you and the Republicans ARE OUR ENEMY.

By DAVID ESPO, AP Special Correspondent Sat Apr 5, 4:48 PM ET

PRESCOTT, Ariz. - Sen. John McCain called Saturday for a presidential campaign that is more like a respectful argument among friends than a bitter clash of enemies, and said he is better able than either of his Democratic rivals to govern across party lines.

"We have nothing to fear from each other," the Arizona senator said as he wrapped up a weeklong trip designed to broaden his appeal beyond the voters who cast ballots in last winter's Republican primaries.
"We are arguing over the means to better secure our freedom, promote the general welfare and defend our ideals."

After a series of stops earlier in the week that emphasized his military service, McCain spoke on the steps of the Yavapai County Courthouse. The late Sen. Barry Goldwater of Arizona, the father of the modern conservative Republican party, launched his Senate campaigns as well as his 1964 bid for the White House from the same spot overlooking the town square of what was once the state's territorial capital.

McCain looked out at his largest crowd of the week as he recalled his early lessons in political bipartisanship. He described Goldwater and the late Arizona Rep. Mo Udall, a liberal Democrat, as close friends despite many political disagreements.

McCain recalled also that shortly after his own election to Congress in 1982, Udall took him under his wing. "I intend to wage this campaign and to govern this country in a way that they would be proud of me," he said of Goldwater and Udall.

And yet, he said, there are important differences to be settled in the fall on issues such as energy, the housing crisis, health care, the struggle with terrorists, and Medicare and other federal spending programs.

"It is more than appropriate, it is necessary that even in times of crisis, we fight among ourselves for the things we believe in," McCain said. "It is not just our right, but our civic and moral obligation."

"Let us exercise our responsibilities as free people. But let us remember we are not enemies," he added.

Another Tar Baby Moment For McCain

A lot of people are saying McCain showed a lot of guts today when he apologized for not supporting a National Martin Luther King Jr. holiday, apologizing for showing poor judgement all those years ago. Perhaps the apology might have gone over a lot better if he had not had a black man holding his umbrella during the apology? This one ranks right up there with his March Tar Baby remark, and shows a certain racial insensitivity on the part of McCain, but then is that surprising? It was not a Macaca moment, but as close to one as you can get without being labeled a racist.

Legal Americans Lose Jobs, Illegals Still Working, McCain Wants Amnesty

Illegal Aliens-WRONG FOR AMERICA

America lost 80,000 LEGAL JOBS this past month while illegal aliens kept working at jobs they are not entitled to, yet John McCain wants a pathway to AMNESTY for 15-22 Million illegal aliens now working and living in America. In three months some 200,000 plus LEGAL CITIZENS of this nation have lost their jobs while scab illegal alien laborers continue to collect our paychecks, depress our wages...where is John McCain on the issue? He wants to provide a pathway to citizenship for this scab labor, wants America's lower and middleclass wages to remain depressed due to illegals in our work force.

Dwight D. Eisenhowser in the 50's dealt swiftly with the illegal alien crisis in America, and we need a leader who will do the same in the year 2008. The time has come to seek prison sentences for any company, large or small who employees a illegal alien, the time has come for the border patrol and INS to do their jobs, and for our Federal Government to halt ALL FEDERAL FUNDING to any and all Safe Haven communities, such as San Francisco and New York.

A large part of America's Economic Recession can be laid squarely at the feet of this illegal work force, at our elected officials refusal to deal harshly with illegal aliens and those who employ or house them, including the Catholic Church. If we are a lawful society, return to Americans what is rightfully ours, our jobs.

It is noted here for accuracy, that all three Presidential Candidates have the WRONG APPROACH on illegal aliens, and it is time that the press start asking all three of them the HARD QUESTIONS on illegal aliens.

We Are Winning in Iraq...Who Is McCain Trying To Fool

Let's stop George W. Bush, General Betrayus and John McCain from playing another eight track loop through of rhetoric on Iraq. We are winning the war, our troops will stand down when Iraq troops stand up, we need more time to train the Iraqi troops, violence is down, blah, blah, blah over and over again, the War Whores spew their rhetoric as Joe LIEberman and John McCain try to convince us that we must remain in Iraq, even if it takes 100 years.

Face it America, Iraq is a disaster, and their troops have no intention of STANDING UP so our troops can stand down. We had a chance to take out Sadr and BLEW IT, and the latest violence, the latest crack down on Mugtada al-Sadr was a complete disaster, and shows America how much of a dismal failure our training of Iraqi troops has been! Over 1000 Iraqi soldiers cut and run during the fighting, including SENIOR LINE OFFICERS...are we willing to watch America's finest mowed down in the desert sand for a much of Sand Chickens? Are we willing to give John McCain four years to continue George W. Bush's FAILED POLICY on Iraq, on the Economy?

More Than 1,000 in Iraq’s Forces Quit Basra Fight

By STEPHEN FARRELL and JAMES GLANZ

Published: April 4, 2008

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/04/world/middleeast/04iraq.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin

BAGHDAD — More than 1,000 Iraqi soldiers and policemen either refused to fight or simply abandoned their posts during the inconclusive assault against Shiite militias in Basra last week, a senior Iraqi government official said Thursday. Iraqi military officials said the group included dozens of officers, including at least two senior field commanders in the battle.

The desertions in the heat of a major battle cast fresh doubt on the effectiveness of the American-trained Iraqi security forces. The White House has conditioned further withdrawals of American troops on the readiness of the Iraqi military and police.

The crisis created by the desertions and other problems with the Basra operation was serious enough that Prime Minister Nuri Kamal al-Maliki hastily began funneling some 10,000 recruits from local Shiite tribes into his armed forces. That move has already generated anger among Sunni tribesmen whom Mr. Maliki has been much less eager to recruit despite their cooperation with the government in its fight against Sunni insurgents and criminal gangs.

John McCain Re-Introduces Himself and His Story to America-Who Cares?

OK, John McCain is down in Meridian Mississippi (I spent time there in the Navy) to start his national tour to re-introduce himself and his story to America...WHO CARES? Now, for those of you who have been living under a bridge for the past 30 plus years, let me give you the Readers Digest condensed version.

John McCain grows up as a military brat, a spoiled rotten Admiral's boy.

John McCain enlists, starts fucking whores and sluts, boozing it up and crashing airplanes.

John McCain crashes another plane (says it was shot) and gets captured, becomes a POW. He returns home, and with the help of his high brass family is propped up as a major hero of the Vietnam War.

Realizing his military career had reached a dead end, mostly because of his own failings, John McCain leaves the military.

John McCain meets hot assed, rich slut in Hawaii, starts banging her while still married.

John McCain abandons his first wife, who had become a cripple while he was a POW, marries the rich slut.

Keating Five...nothing more needs to be said.

Former slut, now respected wife of Senator gets caught stealing drugs from her own charity, Senator McCain uses his clout to get her charges dismissed.

Years go by as he has an unremarkable, steady as you go career in Washington on the tax payers dollar.

Loses to Bush in 2000 Presidential Election.

The End.

Nancy Reagan Endorses McCain-Who Gives a Shit?

OH MY GAWD...Nancy Reagan, a doddering old dust bag of a has been endorsed McCain today. Who gives a shit? No disrespect to Nancy Reagan, but she is not exactly a MAJOR POLITICAL BRAIN TRUST in 2008. Who will Grandpa McCain trot out in a wheelchair next to endorse his run for the Presidency? Maybe he can dig up the bones of Lincoln and use them as a talisman out on the stump. Curious here, does any one know who has the job on the McCain staff of wiping the spittle off of McCain between sentences?

John McCain is Economic MORON and Ass Monkey

All morning long on both FOX and CNN they touted McCain's big speech today on the Economy. Well, to say it was anticlimatic is and understatement. First, the man has the black heart of a demonspawn, and the economic intellect of a slug. His solution is to do nothing for anyone...well, except for Bear Stern, and any other CORPORATE Business interest...he didn't say that, but you could read between the lines. His opinion, everyone losing their house right now has no one to blame but themselves. Question here Mr. McCain...if that is your personal belief, if you believe that every American is responsible for their own troubles in life, and should have to pay the price for their mistakes, why did you intervene in your wife's serious felony case involving the stealing of drugs from her own charity? Is this a case of Americans doing as you say, and not as you do? You sir are a WORLD CLASS PRICK.

$58,432,607.83-This Number Makes McCain a CRIMINAL

You are not hearing CNN or FOX giving much air time to the fact that Senator John McCain (much like his wife's family) is now a criminal, though it is highly unlikely that the Federal Election Commission has the balls to go after him. According to McCain's filings, he has officially exceeded what he was allowed to spend as a candidate who opted into the public funding process. This race gets more interesting every day...wonder how Meghan will address this in her McBlob Blog?

1. JOHN MCCAIN 2008 INC.

PO BOX 16118
ARLINGTON, Virginia 22215

2. FEC Committee ID #: C00430470

3. This report contains activity for a Primary Election

4. Report Type: March Monthly

McCain Kicks Off "Mission Accomplished" Trip Across America To Win Independent Voters

Senator McCain made a huge tactical error in his bid to win the White House when he visited Iraq with his two favorite croonies from the Senate during the week marking the five year anniversary of Bush's Wrong War. Now in kicking off his Presidential Fund Raising race across America, McGrandpa McCain is about to make yet another major blunder as he attempts to appeal to independents. Seems he will be kicking off this McBush fund raising trip with a town hall meeting out in the San Diego area just scant miles from where Bush's now infamous address on the aircraft carrier wherein he egotistically strode to the mike and announced, "major combat operations" in Iraq are over while a "Mission Accomplished" banner waved behind him. Brilliant choice there Poodle McCain.

A McCain Fund Raising Chuckle

Financial Woes seem to be a McCain campaign trademark despite his shrew of a wife's monsterous personal wealth. Perhaps the man needs to take it as a clue. On Saint Patrick's Day a Pro-McCain group announced and ambitious goal of getting one million people to each donate ten dollars to the Unite McCain Campaign. If their first week's fund raising efforts are any example, it is going to be a very long General Election for John McCain and his supporters as you can see from the graft posted on their site, and shared here for your amusement. Maybe Cindy McCain can start holding some bake sales for her hubby the couch potato. Meanwhile, in fast breaking news from the piglettes, seems that the blobbettes have suffered a change of plans...does this mean their trip to Bahran has been put on hold because too many people asked to many questions about who was PAYING FOR THAT TRIP? In the mean time, seems that Meghan is going to be hitting the campaign trail with Daddy next week...wonder if Porky Pig is a McCain voter?

McCain's Week Of Looking Presidential Big Failure

McCain's week of looking Presidential was a dismal failure from start to finish. At every step of the way he said the wrong thing, or did not go far enough. Some of his low lights include:

1. Flying into Iraq right on the Five Year Anniversary was in poor taste. Having Cheney arrive while he was there even worse.

2. His now infamous Shite/Sunni/Iran gaffe while in Jordan.

3. Holding a fund raiser at the Spencer House in London on what was supposed to be an OFFICIAL TRIP...yeah right.

4. Bringing up Tibet, but failing to call for a boycott of the Olympics in China.

5. Again defending his Bomb Bomb Iran song. But then, this is the man that calls Vietnamese Gooks. Ranks right up there with Obama defending Wright's hate speech because that is how Black people talk when we get together.

McCain Takes Pee Break At West Wall in Old City

OK, this post is in poor taste, but you have to admit, great title for the picture. Meanwhile, for those wanting an update on McCain's feeble attempts to look Presidential, he has arrived in London, and will start work immediately on his Friday fundraiser, taking a break tomorrow just long enough to meet with the Prime Minister so that he can bill the taxpayers for his, Lieberman and Graham's travel expenses. His campaign still has no comment on who is paying for this weeks trip by Chris McCain and the Blobettes.

So Much For Presidential, Lieberman Corrects McCain Gaffe

Seems that McGrandpa McCain either through an onset of senility, or just plain ignorance made a serious Gaffe today while speaking in Jordan in his I Am Presidential World Tour.

The significant misstep occurred during a news conference in Jordan earlier Tuesday, when the presumptive Republican presidential nominee McCain repeatedly said Iran was supplying al Qaeda. Iran is predominately a Shiite country would not be aiding the Sunni dominated Al-Qaeda. OOPS!

McCain corrected himself after Sen. Joe Lieberman whispered in his ear.

"I'm sorry, the Iranians are training extremists, not al Qaeda. I am sorry, I am sorry," the Arizona senator said.

Rumor has it, that exiting the stage he whispered to Lieberman, "Shite, Sunni, what's the difference, they're all terrorists to me? Question is, did Lieberman's quick thinking move him one step closer, or one step further away from McCain?

Breaking News-Cheney Joins McCain in Iraq

Keep and Eye on Our Boy For Us.

OK...maybe a bit of a stretch, just in from the folks at Blogger News Network, seems that Cheney is making a surprise trip to Iraq with an almost IDENTIAL agenda as that of McCain, LIEberman and Graham...find myself wondering if he will join them in London for lunch?

Cheney Makes Surprise Visit to Iraq

The White House wouldn’t give any details on Cheney’s trip except to say that he was there in an effort to build political unity in the country. Does anyone else find it ironic that an administration which has thrived on political division and secrecy, now finds itself in the position of having to unify Iraq? Cheney is expected to make stops throughout Iraq. He will meet with Prime Minister al-Maliki, U.S. Ambassador Ryan Crocker, and General Petraeus. Crocker and Petraeus will be back in Washington, D.C. next month to deliver another status report on the war to Congress.

Read rest of story on Blogger News Network

McCain Spending Our Tax Dollars Lands in Iraq

So, McCain has set foot in Iraq, is off looking presidential in Iraq compliments of our tax dollars. Serious want to know how he calls himself the Sheriff of Pork Barrel will slamming us with the tab for this trip. While we are on the subject, if you listen to McCain on the subject of Pork, he always says he never has asked for pork for his HOME STATE...OK, how come the news reporters never ask him about pork for other states?

McCain Lands in Iraq, Lieberman by His Side

Senator McCain arrived in Baghdad today with his lap dog, Senator Joseph Lieberman, on an extravagant road trip compliments of the US tax payers. He justifies the trip at our expense on the grounds he believes the Armed Services Committee needs a close up look at Iraq before Gen. David Petraeus returns to testify before Congress next month. Despite his staffs enthusiastic admission that this trip gives McCain a chance to look PRESIDENTIAL, McCain brushes aside charges that he is using American tax dollars to make a campaign trip.

Let’s say you support McCain, want to believe his trip to Bahgdad is all about Senate business. Here is the rub…the stop over in Iraq is only the first of a series of stops planned, the other stops conveniently arranged to visit some of the entourages FAVORITE spots in the world. The three senators will visit Jordan, make a stop over in Israel, then fly into Great Britain and finish their tax payer world junket by visiting France.

Meanwhile, McCain’s former drug addict wife is taking daughter Meghan and her girlfriends off on a Presidential Looking Trip of their own…no comment from the McCain staff on who is picking up the tab on that travel itenerary.

McCain's Trip To Look Presidential-Who is Paying For Daughter and Friends Expenses?

So McCain is embarking on a trip to the Middle East to make himself look PRESIDENTIAL. That trip is being paid for by "we the taxpayers". He justifies it by claiming he wishes other figures in Washington would do more travel around the world so they could be more informed. Now, it seems that Chris his HAWKY looking wife with her beady eyes is also going to be taking a trip, and in tow will be the Blobettes (Meghan, photographer Heather Brand and producer Shannon Bae). Ignoring the oddity of a person needing a staff to maintain a poorly presented Blog, and getting to the weighty question of the day, who is picking up the tab for these three 20 somethings to travel halfway around the world to TOUR A CHARITY her mother is a board member of? By the way, is anyone going to keep tabs on Chris, make sure she keeps her hands out of the DRUG CABINET?

John McCain-The NAKED Truth

The Not So Maverick McCain-The Corporate Interest/Bush Soldier

If you listen to Senator John McSame out on the Campaign Trail he would have you believe he is YOUR FRIEND, has the interest of the average American first and foremost in his mind. The truth of the matter is, John McCain HATES AVERAGE AMERICANS, has a habit of voting away our jobs, eliminating our ability to earn overtime pay, wants to cheat us out of our Social Security, Medicare, and our ability to form unions…unless of course you are an Illegal Alien.

The AFL-CIO has been working diligently to uncover the truth of this non-maverick Senator, and their website reveals the man is a snake in sheep’s camouflage, a Bush Crony who has voted with the Bush Administration 90 percent of the time in the past 7 plus years, embraced the Bush Doctrine 95 percent of the time in the past year! Those BASTARDS, they killed Kenny! Sorry, could not resist.

As reported in this blog yesterday, John McCain’s latest skunk deal saw a multi-billion-dollar air tanker deal to a European company (EADS), seeing no problem with putting 40,000 Americans out of work, and shipping our National Security Technology overseas. To take care of his BUDDIES seems McCain used his contacts in the Pentagon to rig the process, change the bidding process to disadvantage Boeing. (This fact reported in Time Magazine which says, “And some of his top advisers have out and out lobbied for the award to EADS/Airbus--one of them while serving as McCain's national finance chairman. [Time magazine, 3/11/08]”

The AFL-CIO like this site wants to expose the truth of John McCain. To that end they have just launched McCain Revealed. If you have a family, if you belong to a Union, if you are a legal American citizens struggling to make ends meet, this is a must visit site. We here at John McSame 4 President are proud to provide their link to America, help them reach the 13 million household voters in 23 key battleground states…two of those people they want to reach live in my Union Proud home.