McCain's General Betray Us Trots Out Same Old Eight Track of Lies on Capital Hill

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Tuesday, April 8, 2008

General Betray Us Trots Out Same Eight Track Tape On Capital Hill

Let's be honest...what we got today on Capital Hill was MORE OF THE SAME, the same eight track tape played once again as the message remains the same. We are making progress, but it is fragile, and we need more time. We have heard General Betray Us and the Pentagon's lies over and over again, the same answers repackaged over and over again as they keep pushing the marker further down the road...this time, they want no troop withdraws through this summer....BULL SHIT, the time has come to pull the plug on Iraq.

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Petraeus recommends troop pause

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WASHINGTON - The U.S. general commanding the Iraq war called Tuesday for an open-ended suspension of U.S. troop withdrawals this summer, asserting that an overly rapid withdrawal would jeopardize recent security gains.

Giving McCain A Wake Up Call_It Is The Economy Stupid

With each passing day, it is obvious that John McCain has NO CLUE, nor a heart, and has led a life that has him ignorant of day to day reality in the world most Americans live in. With that in mind, the time has come to give him one, let him in on some simple reality.

Most Americans are in trouble financially, find themselves in deep financial trouble, most of it of their own making. What causes their problems?

1. The war in Iraq.
2. Jobs lost to outsourcing.
3. Lower wages and lost jobs due to illegal aliens in our job sector.
4. Robber baron interest rates being charged by credit card companies and lenders.
5. Stagnant or depressed wages while prices for everything else goes up.

The mortgage/home lose crisis. Contrary to McCain's callous comments, most homeowners could afford the loans when they got them, it is the VERIABLE RATE interest that is causing them to go into foreclosure. Now, lets look at some other issues why many homeowners are in trouble.

1. Illegal aliens have moved into communities, living 20-30 to a house, and because our Federal Government has refused to do anything about illegal aliens, the property values in those neighborhoods depreciate. Further, because of all those people living in homes means for say 6, crime goes up as well, again driving the value of our homes down...tell me Mr. McCain, how many ILLEGAL ALIENS live in the homes around you and Cindy? Sure you might use them to cut your grass, but you would not want them living next to you, but think it is FINE FOR US?

2. Adjustable rate mortage interest rates go up by double and triple, homeowner loses home, bank sells it to an absentee landlord who rents it out to MORE ILLEGALS, futher dropping the property values of other homes in the community by tens of thousands of dollars. Downward spiral continues, more illegals come in offering to work at 1/3-1/2 the rate we as tax paying citizens earn, more American jobs lost to the 15-20 million illegal aliens while our Federal Government does NOTHING.

3. Illegal aliens living 20-30 to a house start sending their kids to the local schools, schools raise property taxes to keep up with the influx, more homeowners cannot afford their homes and either abandon them or lose them to the bank, and again more illegal aliens move in, further lowering prices. A once beautiful MIDDLECLASS neighborhood is starting to look LIKE A SLUM.

4. Now, even solvent homeowners have lost their equity, find themselves in an upside down mortgage through no fault of their own, contemplate WALKING AWAY as their once beautiful community and home is now a GHETTO inhabited mostly by illegal aliens, and ridden with crime.

The Economy-it is pretty simple, the government (that would be you) have eliminated or shipped overseas good paying jobs, replacing them with ever lower paying jobs, and continuing to let more and more legal and illegal aliens steal what few jobs are left in the name of cheap wages so that Corporate Profits can increase. In the meantime, prices have gone up and up (I paid $4.65 for a half gallon of milk Sunday) throughout our economy while our wages have remained STAGNANT, or worse declined, again because our Federal Government in the name of cheap wages has allowed illegal immigration to go unchecked.

Couple all this with a wrong war that is draining our economy to the tune of trillions of dollars, marry it to billions of dollars leaving America via remittances, and it is easy to see why we have no middleclass, understand why Americans are losing their homes...YET YOU MY FRIEND want to blame the individual, want to tell us as citizens our financial plight is our own...may I deliver to you a collective FUCK YOU McCain!

You want to suggest I get RETRAINED for the new economy, accept the reality that my job was either A) shipped overseas, or B) given to an illegal who is willing to work at half of what I used to make. How do you propose I go about getting that training Mr. McCain...by going FURTHER INTO DEBT with student loans...again, FUCK YOU McCain!

Let me give you a basic economic policy there Mr. McCain:

1. Get the hell out of Iraq...stuff your ideals about duty and honor up your ass and accept the reality that A) we cannot afford the war, and B) even if we could, we don't want to afford it, and have no intentions of killing our own economy while building up Irag's. Fuck Iraqi's, fuck Iraq, fuck the Middle East, it is time to concentrate on our own country, and our people. That's right Mr. McCain, WE ARE WILLING to WALK AWAY...let Iran, or Saudi Arabia, or Jordan have Iraq, let them settle their own disputes, fight amont themselves. We got our own issues that are far more important here at home, and you need to realize that...it is pretty pathetic when Iraq has a larger border patrol than America does, and it was paid for with our TAXES!

2. End the home mortage crisis by rolling back all home mortage interest rates to their original TEASER RATE that got the people their home loans to begin with. Next, take profit and banks out of the home mortgage business by making every American eligible for a first home loan mortgage through the government at 3.5-4 percent interest, with the profit from those mortgages used to pay back the Social Security Fund and make Medicare/Medicaid solvant. No citizenship, no government mortage, and no government loans for investment properties.

3. Use the troops returned home from Iraq to A) secure our Southern Border (that means the right to use DEADLY FORCE), begin gathering up and deporting all those here ILLEGALLY, imprisoning upper management of companies employing illegal aliens. Within months of this starting, most illegal aliens would SELF DEPORT because of A) fear, and B) their inability to find employment. This in turn would see out of work Americans re-employed at LIVING WAGES.

By the way, show you have some CLASS, and call for the Boycott of the Olympics in China...or would that hurt Budweisers Beer Sales?
4. When and if all Americans wanting employeement have been returned to the work force at a LIVABLE WAGE, we can look at creating a comprehensive immigration policy that brings people into America BASED ON OUR NEEDS, rather than just on corporate profits.

5. Put in, effective immediately, a 25 percent tariff on all Chinese and Taiwanese imports into America, with similiar tariffs to all other nations that have unfair trade advantages with America...use those tariffs to begin paying down the National Debt.

6. Implement a nationwide program to rebuild our public and manufacturing infrastructure.

We don't want your war, we don't want ILLEGAL ALIENS, and we don't want your laws that infringe on our civil liberties including the Patriot Act, and laws that restrict a woman's right to choose. Here is a clue...if you and the Federal Government do not MAKE THESE CHANGES, you are going to see America fighting its own second Civil War along class lines, and trust me MR. McCain, it will make your time in Vietnam seem like a cake walk.

3 US Troops Killed, 31 Injured in McCain's 100 Year Iraq War

As protestors in France Extinquish the Olympic Torch in the name of freeing Tibet, there is breaking news on John McCain's 100 Year Iraq War front...3 US Troops were killed, and 31 more injured IN THE GREEN ZONE. So far, McCain's camp has been silent on these recent death, and the SIGNIFICANT uptick in violence as the surge begins to fail.

US soldiers killed in Green Zone

Mortars and rockets fired by insurgents frequently hit the Green Zone Three US service personnel have been killed and 31 wounded by rocket attacks on the Green Zone and a base elsewhere in Baghdad, the US military has said. The rocket attack at 1530 (1230 GMT) on the Green Zone, which houses government offices and foreign embassies, killed two personnel and wounded at least 17. A separate attack at the same time on a forward operating base in the Rustamiya district killed one and injured 14. The attacks came after fighting between US and Iraqi forces and a Shia militia. Twenty-two people were killed and more than 50 others injured in the clashes in the capital's eastern district of Sadr City, a stronghold of the Mehdi Army. The militia's leader, radical Shia cleric Moqtada Sadr, has called for a mass demonstration in three days' time against the US military presence.

North Korea's Kim Supporting Senator McCain?

In the it takes a war whore to know a war whore department, is this political campaign poster spoof, the rhinestone McCain on Kim's glasses courtesy of Senator McCain's own daughter Meghan, via her poorly designed and written blog. Would not be very surprised to find out that the McCain girls rang those bad boy glasses up on Mommy Dearest's American Express card...speaking of which, Senator McCain has been running up some SERIOUS charges on his own American Express card...wonder when we will see him, Cindy or the daughter doing a commercial for them, gasing up their gas guzzling Straight Talk Express Bus, or perhaps refueling the jet. We of course are still waiting for McCain to tell us how much his daughter is earning from the campaign, as well as the staffers for his daughters Blog...seems to me, that if it turns out those three girls are on the McCain payroll, that blog takes on a much different perspective, leads one to realize the McCains have been trying to DUPE THE PUBLIC. Come on McCain, send a SENIOR STAFFER out to answer the question...who is picking up the tab for the Blogettes? Are they on the McCain payroll, who is paying their travel expenses?

Pussy Boy McCain Calls For Peaceful Presidential Election

Past History Tends To Make This Headline MORE BELIEVABLE...does John McCain have trouble keeping his dick in his pants?

Hey John, as the old saying goes, "suck my dick"...the campaign is not going to be peaceful, is not going to be a "respectful arguement amoung friends". We are NOT YOUR FRIENDS, have no desire to BE YOUR FRIEND, think you are a sleeze bag war whore that will follow the Bush Doctrine to the Gates of Hell as you ruin America, and keep our troops wrongfully tied down in the desert sands, all the while fucking the middleclass in the name of benefitting Corporate America and the rich and elite.

Let me GIVE YOU A CLUE...you can get any kind of agreement you want from Hillary Clinton, or Senator Obama, the three of you reaching and accord to play nice in the fall election, and it will not matter....YOU SEE, AMERICANS ARE PISSED, pissed about our troops in Iraq, pissed that you want to grant AMNESTY TO ILLEGAL ALIENS while we lose our houses and our jobs, pissed that you can't keep your dick in your pants, and we have the internet...we have Blogs, we have You Tube, we can put up full blown web sites in a matter of HOURS, and we are aiming our anger, and OUR MEDIA square at the Republican Party, and you as their Presidential Candidate. No longer can the two political parties and mainstream media CONTROL THE MESSAGE, decide what we will see and READ...WE MAKE OUR OWN MESSAGE.

So Mr out of touch with reality, old fart wind bag war whore, save your breath, stop thinking you can lay down the rules for this Presidential Election...IT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, the Internet is about to come of age in the politcal arena as we sharpen our teeth in preparation of chewing your Presidential Run up and spitting it out. The White House will go to the Democrats because the vast middleclass has an ability to use the internet to counteract your false ads, and run our own campaign for NOTHING. You may not like it McCain, but for at least half of America, you and the Republicans ARE OUR ENEMY.

By DAVID ESPO, AP Special Correspondent Sat Apr 5, 4:48 PM ET

PRESCOTT, Ariz. - Sen. John McCain called Saturday for a presidential campaign that is more like a respectful argument among friends than a bitter clash of enemies, and said he is better able than either of his Democratic rivals to govern across party lines.

"We have nothing to fear from each other," the Arizona senator said as he wrapped up a weeklong trip designed to broaden his appeal beyond the voters who cast ballots in last winter's Republican primaries.
"We are arguing over the means to better secure our freedom, promote the general welfare and defend our ideals."

After a series of stops earlier in the week that emphasized his military service, McCain spoke on the steps of the Yavapai County Courthouse. The late Sen. Barry Goldwater of Arizona, the father of the modern conservative Republican party, launched his Senate campaigns as well as his 1964 bid for the White House from the same spot overlooking the town square of what was once the state's territorial capital.

McCain looked out at his largest crowd of the week as he recalled his early lessons in political bipartisanship. He described Goldwater and the late Arizona Rep. Mo Udall, a liberal Democrat, as close friends despite many political disagreements.

McCain recalled also that shortly after his own election to Congress in 1982, Udall took him under his wing. "I intend to wage this campaign and to govern this country in a way that they would be proud of me," he said of Goldwater and Udall.

And yet, he said, there are important differences to be settled in the fall on issues such as energy, the housing crisis, health care, the struggle with terrorists, and Medicare and other federal spending programs.

"It is more than appropriate, it is necessary that even in times of crisis, we fight among ourselves for the things we believe in," McCain said. "It is not just our right, but our civic and moral obligation."

"Let us exercise our responsibilities as free people. But let us remember we are not enemies," he added.

Flip Flopper McCain On Mogtada al-Sadr...Which is it Grandpa?

Well, evidence is mounting that McCain is a doddering old fool not fit to serve. Seems that CNN has caught him espousing two polar opposite opinions on Mogtada al-Sadr in a two week period...factor in his accessment of the Camel Dung eating brain fart of a cleric back in 2007, and it seems McCain has NO CLUE where the dart board is, let alone being capable of hitting the bullseye. See Article Here

CNN catches McCain making contradictory statements about Sadr.»

In an interview with CNN earlier today, Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) claimed that he has long understood the influence of Iraqi Shi’ite cleric Moqtada al-Sadr:

I said he was still major player and his influence is going to have to be reduced and gradually eliminated.

But in a report on The Situation Room today, the network noted that just two weeks ago McCain — trying to paint a rosy picture of Iraq — described Sadr very differently while speaking to CNN’s John King in Baghdad:

His [Sadr’s] influence has been on the wane for a long time.

McBeefer Blog's Gaging Post From Thursday...Daddy's Girl Gushes

In the gage me with a spatula category the award for most petrid bullshit goes to Meghan McCain for her Thursday post on DADDY. Her pablum was made even worse based on her previously stated and known politics...didn't she vote for John Kerry in 2004, and isn't she a registered Independent? Anyway, felt it necessary to call her on some of her vile lies about Daddy, even if she is his LITTLE GIRL (there is a misnomer).

First she gushes that she has always considered it a compliment to be called Daddy's girl...why does spoiled rich bitch jump quickly to mind when I read that? Stop snarking on the candy girl, a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips as they say.

Then she goes into a sugar coated bit of pablum about how proud she is to be involved with all of us, and with her Daddy's campaign...so tell us there Meghan, how much are you making working for Daddy, and are your two girl friends on the payroll as well? Not that your dear friend from Carmel needs it, sure she has her own Daddy Warbucks to cover her tab.

Then she goes completely overboard, claiming she had an out of body experience listening to her fathers speech...hello Meghan, you were probably PASSING GAS! Let me guess, that one gets my blog on Mommy Dearest's revenge list? As for wishing we could have heard him speak...trust me, if we had wanted to, we could have, but we have heard more than enough from the old dust bag...by the way, how is his FUND RAISING COMING ALONG? (snicker, snicker) One last thing there girly about comparing your father to John Wayne...your Dad could not carry John Wayne's jock strap.

Song of the Day: "I'm Sensitive" by Jewel

McCain Money Goes to Politico

This in from Political Dirt Bag blog, our sister site.

Politico Scoping Up McCain Cash? Might Explain Some of the McCain Friendly Articles.

Just a quick late night question. Can Politico's site really be considered as a accurate, impartial, truthful source of information on Senator McCain and his run for the presidency when it appears said web site is making a nice little PROFIT on John McCain? According to filings by McCain with the FEC, he owes the folks at Politico just over $3300. Not sure one can or should be writing opinion pieces on a candidate that is writing you out checks...just my own thoughts on the matter, though your milage might vary. See debt owed here.

McCain Touts Military Experience-Including the Four Planes He Crashed?

I love my Daddy Grandpa

McCain loves to puff up his chipmunk like cheeks, give us that patented TOUGH GUY look and talk about his military experience, telling us, "My Friends, I don't need any on the job training." First, we are NOT his friends. Secondly, when he talks about his glowing military experience and judgement, does that include the FOUR PLANES HE CRASHED? Further, he always forgets to mention that he left the military when his career STALLED...perhaps because of his drinking and womanizing ways. Give it up COWBOY, time for you to take your decaying Rodeo Queen and ride off into the sunset.

Senator's take on several global conflicts, from Lebanon to Iraq

Republican John McCain says his experience in national security and foreign policy makes him the best candidate for president. That experience includes his education at the U.S. Naval Academy, his work as a Navy pilot in combat during the Vietnam War and his entire military career, and service on key committees in Congress. Since entering Congress in 1983, McCain has weighed in on several decisions of when to use military force. USA TODAY's David Jackson reviews some of those positions:

What's Next McCain, A 50/50 Raffle?

Bottom line...McCain is in desparate financial straights, and the big pockets are not rushing to his aid...want proof? How about McCain's latest fund raising attempt? Send him $50 OR MORE, and he will enter your name into a raffle with one lucky winner getting a day trip on the McCain BUS! Transportation to the bus is not included.

My Friends,

Next week, I will embark on a “Service to America ” tour visiting numerous locations that have played a significant role in shaping who I am today; places where I have had the honor of serving our nation. This tour will take me through Mississippi , Virginia , Florida and my home state of Arizona . I look forward to visiting sites that have left an imprint on my life aboard my campaign bus, the Straight Talk Express.

My campaign has come up with an opportunity for a supporter to join me on the Straight Talk Express for a day of conversation and campaigning. As a token of my appreciation for your financial support, you will be entered to win this seat aboard the Straight Talk Express if you make a contribution before midnight on March 31st. I hope you’ll consider joining me by making a donation today. If you can give $50 or more, not only will you be entered to win a ride on the Straight Talk Express, but you’ll receive a commemorative Straight Talk Express ticket.

March 31, 2008 marks an important deadline for our campaign. We will file a report with the FEC outlining the amount of money we have raised during the past three months. I’m reaching out to you to ask for your support by following this link to make a donation of $50, $100, $250, $500, $1,000 - anything you can contribute up to the legal limit of $2,300.

I have said many times before that this campaign will be the most expensive campaign in our history, and I have no doubt that both Senators Clinton and Obama will continue to report historic, record-breaking fundraising numbers. With your support today, my campaign will have the resources necessary to compete with either Senator Clinton or Obama in what will be a great contest come November.

I’m looking forward to traveling on the Straight Talk Express again next week, visiting directly with voters, hearing their concerns, offering my vision for the future and highlighting those among us who are serving our country and communities, dedicating themselves to causes greater than their own self interest. Your support makes this possible, and I am grateful for any assistance you are able to give.

Sincerely,

John McCain

Nancy Reagan Endorses McCain-Who Gives a Shit?

OH MY GAWD...Nancy Reagan, a doddering old dust bag of a has been endorsed McCain today. Who gives a shit? No disrespect to Nancy Reagan, but she is not exactly a MAJOR POLITICAL BRAIN TRUST in 2008. Who will Grandpa McCain trot out in a wheelchair next to endorse his run for the Presidency? Maybe he can dig up the bones of Lincoln and use them as a talisman out on the stump. Curious here, does any one know who has the job on the McCain staff of wiping the spittle off of McCain between sentences?

Meghan Lives Sheltered Life? Funniest Video Ever Seen?

Thought I would share a post from the Blobettes space on the world wide web...seems that Meghan McCain swears the newest You Tube video supporting her father IS THE FUNNIEST SHE HAS EVER SEEN...either A) she has never watched the Comedy Channel, Steven Colbert, or the Daily Show, or B) leads a very sad and sheltered life.

"Raining McCain"
POSTED BY MEGHAN
ON 03.25.08 9:05 AM

I just came across one of the weirdest, craziest, funniest YouTube videos I've seen. Be sure to watch to the end for the floating head and "fatherly" downpour... it's pretty hilarious!

$58,432,607.83-This Number Makes McCain a CRIMINAL

You are not hearing CNN or FOX giving much air time to the fact that Senator John McCain (much like his wife's family) is now a criminal, though it is highly unlikely that the Federal Election Commission has the balls to go after him. According to McCain's filings, he has officially exceeded what he was allowed to spend as a candidate who opted into the public funding process. This race gets more interesting every day...wonder how Meghan will address this in her McBlob Blog?

1. JOHN MCCAIN 2008 INC.

PO BOX 16118
ARLINGTON, Virginia 22215

2. FEC Committee ID #: C00430470

3. This report contains activity for a Primary Election

4. Report Type: March Monthly

McCain Kicks Off "Mission Accomplished" Trip Across America To Win Independent Voters

Senator McCain made a huge tactical error in his bid to win the White House when he visited Iraq with his two favorite croonies from the Senate during the week marking the five year anniversary of Bush's Wrong War. Now in kicking off his Presidential Fund Raising race across America, McGrandpa McCain is about to make yet another major blunder as he attempts to appeal to independents. Seems he will be kicking off this McBush fund raising trip with a town hall meeting out in the San Diego area just scant miles from where Bush's now infamous address on the aircraft carrier wherein he egotistically strode to the mike and announced, "major combat operations" in Iraq are over while a "Mission Accomplished" banner waved behind him. Brilliant choice there Poodle McCain.

McCain's War-4000 Dead

BREAKING NEWS...American Death Toll Hits 4000

Just in from CNN...a bomb has claimed the lives of four American soldiers, bringing the death toll in President Bush's wrong sighted Iraq War to 4,000. More details as they become available. There is a bittersweet justice in the number 4,000 being reached on Easter...this blog asks all readers to pray for those troops that are wrongfully being kept in harms way in Iraq.

A McCain Fund Raising Chuckle

Financial Woes seem to be a McCain campaign trademark despite his shrew of a wife's monsterous personal wealth. Perhaps the man needs to take it as a clue. On Saint Patrick's Day a Pro-McCain group announced and ambitious goal of getting one million people to each donate ten dollars to the Unite McCain Campaign. If their first week's fund raising efforts are any example, it is going to be a very long General Election for John McCain and his supporters as you can see from the graft posted on their site, and shared here for your amusement. Maybe Cindy McCain can start holding some bake sales for her hubby the couch potato. Meanwhile, in fast breaking news from the piglettes, seems that the blobbettes have suffered a change of plans...does this mean their trip to Bahran has been put on hold because too many people asked to many questions about who was PAYING FOR THAT TRIP? In the mean time, seems that Meghan is going to be hitting the campaign trail with Daddy next week...wonder if Porky Pig is a McCain voter?

McBlob Shares Thoughts On Her Saintly Mother

She obviously got her Dad's butt.

As many of you may, or may not know, Meghan McCain and the Blobbettes are journaling her father's (John McSame) campaign for the Presidency. In one of her entries this week, she posted up her top ten things we may not know about her mother...apparently she assumes we live under rocks. Anyway, thought we would share her comments here on the McSame blog with some added commentary of our own where appropriate.

About My Mom:

1. She was named "rodeo queen" in high school. Back in the day, rodeos were a big thing in Arizona and Mom was named the rodeo queen when she was 16. The pictures are so funny – she's wearing a cowboy hat with a crown!

First, we know about this Meghan. Perhaps that explains her bowlegged stance and penchant for having an affair with a married man? Where I come from, we call loose legged women sleeping with married men sluts. You do know she was boinking your father while he was married to another woman don't you? Just checking.


2. She always taught me to be true to myself. Growing up in politics, it would be easy to think of your parents forcing you to act, talk, and look a certain way. But whether it was me putting pink streaks in my hair when I was 14 or deciding to go to Columbia instead of USC (her alma mater) for college, Mom always let me make my own decisions (and mistakes) and it has made me who I am today.

So, your mother made you a self centered over weight young woman that cannot write a blog without the help of two staff members? Clarifying here you understand, trying to keep the record straight.

3. She's a huge Cream fan and went to their reunion concert in London two years ago.

How does this fit with your father's favorite song, "Bomb Bomb Iran"? Further, sharing the fact that she flew off to London to catch the reunion concert shows just how out of touch your Mother and family are with the average middleclass American. We are RICH, FILTHY RICH, so we can do things like this.

4. Her favorite snacks are Cheetos and salt and vinegar potato chips.

Maybe those vinegar potato chips explain that hawkish, nasty bitchy look she wears on a normal basis?

5. She likes to watch nature programs and "The Animal Planet" on TV. (I think she's slightly obsessed with Jeff Corwin.)

Curious here, does your mother own any fur coats? Sure the folks at PETA would love to know.

6. She spoils our dogs silly. We have two Yorkshire terriers named Desi and Lucy. We also have two other dogs named Sam and Coco who are a springer spaniel and a mix. She spoils them with lots of treats and affection.

WOW, four dogs! Curious here who takes care of these dogs while you all are out on the campaign trail, and at what cost? Your mother looks like a shrew, so doubt any of us are going to buy your attempts to humanize her.

7. She also loves fish. I grew up with salt water tanks all over our house and bowls of goldfish in the kitchen.

Tropical fish to good for her?

8. She has been doing work with charities such as HALO and Operation Smile ever since I can remember. When I was little, I used to imagine her running into people like "Indiana Jones" along the way. To this day, when I see an old movie poster of Harrison Ford as "Indiana Jones", it reminds me of Mom.

We know all about her CHARITY WORK...how addicted to drugs was she by the way, and just how much stealing did she do from the charity she founded. Don't suppose she is prepared to share the CRIMINAL RECORDS when she as a rich woman, and wife of a Senator had her crimes washed away, while many others guilty of far less criminal activity are rotting in America's prisons would she? Affairs, drug addictions, stealing drugs and illegal international transit of illicit drugs...GEE, your mother sounds like QUITE THE WOMAN.

9. She can tell if a beer is fresh or not, depending on the taste.

Does this mean we can add alcoholic to her list of accomplishments?

10. The song "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Israel Kamakawiwo'ole is our special "mother/daughter song". It always makes me think of her and our family's affinity for scuba diving and the ocean.

THAT IS JUST SO PRECIOUS-NOT...pity her tank did not run out of air. At least then we would not have to suffer her acute need to seek out revenge...anyone who keeps a revenge list really needs to seek out some counseling.

McCain's Week Of Looking Presidential Big Failure

McCain's week of looking Presidential was a dismal failure from start to finish. At every step of the way he said the wrong thing, or did not go far enough. Some of his low lights include:

1. Flying into Iraq right on the Five Year Anniversary was in poor taste. Having Cheney arrive while he was there even worse.

2. His now infamous Shite/Sunni/Iran gaffe while in Jordan.

3. Holding a fund raiser at the Spencer House in London on what was supposed to be an OFFICIAL TRIP...yeah right.

4. Bringing up Tibet, but failing to call for a boycott of the Olympics in China.

5. Again defending his Bomb Bomb Iran song. But then, this is the man that calls Vietnamese Gooks. Ranks right up there with Obama defending Wright's hate speech because that is how Black people talk when we get together.

So Much For Presidential, Lieberman Corrects McCain Gaffe

Seems that McGrandpa McCain either through an onset of senility, or just plain ignorance made a serious Gaffe today while speaking in Jordan in his I Am Presidential World Tour.

The significant misstep occurred during a news conference in Jordan earlier Tuesday, when the presumptive Republican presidential nominee McCain repeatedly said Iran was supplying al Qaeda. Iran is predominately a Shiite country would not be aiding the Sunni dominated Al-Qaeda. OOPS!

McCain corrected himself after Sen. Joe Lieberman whispered in his ear.

"I'm sorry, the Iranians are training extremists, not al Qaeda. I am sorry, I am sorry," the Arizona senator said.

Rumor has it, that exiting the stage he whispered to Lieberman, "Shite, Sunni, what's the difference, they're all terrorists to me? Question is, did Lieberman's quick thinking move him one step closer, or one step further away from McCain?

72 Civilians, 2 American Soldiers Dead As McCain Looks Presidential

Baghdad...As Bush and Cheney's overlapping visits wound down, seemed only appropriate to report the day's death tolls in the war both claim is going well, as McCain trys to look Presidential.

In a stunningly bitter attack, a female suicide bomber blew herself up, killing 43 Shiite worshippers in the holy city of Karbala on Monday, as McCain was taking advantage of a photo op with various assorted Iraq Government Officials...Cheney was resting. The attack left pools of blood on the street leading to one of Iraq's most revered mosques. McCain refused an offer to walk the streets even with a bullet proof vest and a massive security force flanking his side, even with the addition of six Black Hawks.

The suicide attack was the deadliest in a series of bloody attacks that left at least 72 Iraqi citizens dead on one day of McCain's visit, and many more injured. The deaths included six youths killed when mortar rounds slammed into a soccer field in eastern Baghdad outside the green zone.

In a bittersweet irony for the two aging War Hawks, two U.S. soldiers were killed Monday in a separate roadside bombing north of Baghdad. This brings the American military death toll close to 4,000 as the U.S. led war enters its sixth year, and McCain prepares for his Friday fund raiser in London at the Spencer House.