John McCain Voters Favor Lawrence Welk

Proof mounts that McCain's base exists within the Geritol/Walker nursing home crowd as a recent PDB poll has found that McCain voters favor Lawrence Welk, with Pat Boone coming in a distant second in the, "McCain Voters under 100 poll" that interviewed these pre-centarians before their Cream of Wheat and prune juice breakfast at the Silver Hairs Retirement Center in Arizona. McCain, interviewed from his barko lounger, wiped his spittle with his lap blanket and replied, "I was hoping for Liberace, but I am pleased with the results."

In other BREAKING NEWS from the McCain camp, it seems that the Blobbettes triad of love have found blogging far too taxing for their tastes, and have taken the rest of the month off to rest and relax from their crueling blog schedule of around two posts a week, which averages out to less than one blog entry per week, per person from a team of THREE BLOGGERS! Just goes to show you, the media can make stars out of any one, as we watched Politco, the Washington Post, even news networks falling all over each other to make NEWS out of the poorly concieved and dismally written blog published by Meghan McCain in the FEEBLE ATTEMPT to make Daddy's Girl a media star...Obama staff members are rumored to have quipped, "She's no Chelsea."

Meanwhile, rumor has it that Cindy McCain has been out trying to embrace her criminal self as she spreads the word of her former drug addiction in a way sure to bring out the, "pity the poor misunderstood rich bitch" voting block for McCain. The rumor mill has her meeting with Paris Hilton for pantie flashing hints this weekend in Aspen.

McCain DEAD WRONG on Mortgage Bailouts

Almost every American earning less than $150,000 a year deserves some kind of a mortgage BAILOUT. The Federal Government's refusal/inability to adequately regulate the banking/financial industry has cost everyone of those Americans hundreds of thousands of dollars in equity, even if their mortgage is not in danger. If our government and a bunch of theives on Wall Street have wiped out $100,000 in home equity, why shouldn't the GOVERNMENT HAVE TO PAY US BACK OUR LOSSES. Forget bailing out Corporate America, lets talk about parity in the Middle Class, lets talk about making middleclass Americans WHOLE from Federal Governments FUCK UPS!

McCain Kicks Off "Mission Accomplished" Trip Across America To Win Independent Voters

Senator McCain made a huge tactical error in his bid to win the White House when he visited Iraq with his two favorite croonies from the Senate during the week marking the five year anniversary of Bush's Wrong War. Now in kicking off his Presidential Fund Raising race across America, McGrandpa McCain is about to make yet another major blunder as he attempts to appeal to independents. Seems he will be kicking off this McBush fund raising trip with a town hall meeting out in the San Diego area just scant miles from where Bush's now infamous address on the aircraft carrier wherein he egotistically strode to the mike and announced, "major combat operations" in Iraq are over while a "Mission Accomplished" banner waved behind him. Brilliant choice there Poodle McCain.

A McCain Fund Raising Chuckle

Financial Woes seem to be a McCain campaign trademark despite his shrew of a wife's monsterous personal wealth. Perhaps the man needs to take it as a clue. On Saint Patrick's Day a Pro-McCain group announced and ambitious goal of getting one million people to each donate ten dollars to the Unite McCain Campaign. If their first week's fund raising efforts are any example, it is going to be a very long General Election for John McCain and his supporters as you can see from the graft posted on their site, and shared here for your amusement. Maybe Cindy McCain can start holding some bake sales for her hubby the couch potato. Meanwhile, in fast breaking news from the piglettes, seems that the blobbettes have suffered a change of plans...does this mean their trip to Bahran has been put on hold because too many people asked to many questions about who was PAYING FOR THAT TRIP? In the mean time, seems that Meghan is going to be hitting the campaign trail with Daddy next week...wonder if Porky Pig is a McCain voter?

Grand Pa McCain Snags Irag Photo Ops

Grand Pa McCain is Making the best of his taxpayer trip to Iraq, snagging serveral photo ops with the troops...he may not want to admit, but the man is showing his age, looking older with each passing day. Maybe we should start a blog pool on which of he, Cheney, Graham and LIEberman are mostly likely to give up the ghost while on this trip. Should have given this post McGrandpa Visits the Troops.