McCain Touts Military Experience-Including the Four Planes He Crashed?

I love my Daddy Grandpa

McCain loves to puff up his chipmunk like cheeks, give us that patented TOUGH GUY look and talk about his military experience, telling us, "My Friends, I don't need any on the job training." First, we are NOT his friends. Secondly, when he talks about his glowing military experience and judgement, does that include the FOUR PLANES HE CRASHED? Further, he always forgets to mention that he left the military when his career STALLED...perhaps because of his drinking and womanizing ways. Give it up COWBOY, time for you to take your decaying Rodeo Queen and ride off into the sunset.

Senator's take on several global conflicts, from Lebanon to Iraq

Republican John McCain says his experience in national security and foreign policy makes him the best candidate for president. That experience includes his education at the U.S. Naval Academy, his work as a Navy pilot in combat during the Vietnam War and his entire military career, and service on key committees in Congress. Since entering Congress in 1983, McCain has weighed in on several decisions of when to use military force. USA TODAY's David Jackson reviews some of those positions:

A McCain Fund Raising Chuckle

Financial Woes seem to be a McCain campaign trademark despite his shrew of a wife's monsterous personal wealth. Perhaps the man needs to take it as a clue. On Saint Patrick's Day a Pro-McCain group announced and ambitious goal of getting one million people to each donate ten dollars to the Unite McCain Campaign. If their first week's fund raising efforts are any example, it is going to be a very long General Election for John McCain and his supporters as you can see from the graft posted on their site, and shared here for your amusement. Maybe Cindy McCain can start holding some bake sales for her hubby the couch potato. Meanwhile, in fast breaking news from the piglettes, seems that the blobbettes have suffered a change of plans...does this mean their trip to Bahran has been put on hold because too many people asked to many questions about who was PAYING FOR THAT TRIP? In the mean time, seems that Meghan is going to be hitting the campaign trail with Daddy next week...wonder if Porky Pig is a McCain voter?