John McCain Re-Introduces Himself and His Story to America-Who Cares?

OK, John McCain is down in Meridian Mississippi (I spent time there in the Navy) to start his national tour to re-introduce himself and his story to America...WHO CARES? Now, for those of you who have been living under a bridge for the past 30 plus years, let me give you the Readers Digest condensed version.

John McCain grows up as a military brat, a spoiled rotten Admiral's boy.

John McCain enlists, starts fucking whores and sluts, boozing it up and crashing airplanes.

John McCain crashes another plane (says it was shot) and gets captured, becomes a POW. He returns home, and with the help of his high brass family is propped up as a major hero of the Vietnam War.

Realizing his military career had reached a dead end, mostly because of his own failings, John McCain leaves the military.

John McCain meets hot assed, rich slut in Hawaii, starts banging her while still married.

John McCain abandons his first wife, who had become a cripple while he was a POW, marries the rich slut.

Keating Five...nothing more needs to be said.

Former slut, now respected wife of Senator gets caught stealing drugs from her own charity, Senator McCain uses his clout to get her charges dismissed.

Years go by as he has an unremarkable, steady as you go career in Washington on the tax payers dollar.

Loses to Bush in 2000 Presidential Election.

The End.

McBeefer Blog's Gaging Post From Thursday...Daddy's Girl Gushes

In the gage me with a spatula category the award for most petrid bullshit goes to Meghan McCain for her Thursday post on DADDY. Her pablum was made even worse based on her previously stated and known politics...didn't she vote for John Kerry in 2004, and isn't she a registered Independent? Anyway, felt it necessary to call her on some of her vile lies about Daddy, even if she is his LITTLE GIRL (there is a misnomer).

First she gushes that she has always considered it a compliment to be called Daddy's girl...why does spoiled rich bitch jump quickly to mind when I read that? Stop snarking on the candy girl, a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips as they say.

Then she goes into a sugar coated bit of pablum about how proud she is to be involved with all of us, and with her Daddy's campaign...so tell us there Meghan, how much are you making working for Daddy, and are your two girl friends on the payroll as well? Not that your dear friend from Carmel needs it, sure she has her own Daddy Warbucks to cover her tab.

Then she goes completely overboard, claiming she had an out of body experience listening to her fathers speech...hello Meghan, you were probably PASSING GAS! Let me guess, that one gets my blog on Mommy Dearest's revenge list? As for wishing we could have heard him speak...trust me, if we had wanted to, we could have, but we have heard more than enough from the old dust bag...by the way, how is his FUND RAISING COMING ALONG? (snicker, snicker) One last thing there girly about comparing your father to John Wayne...your Dad could not carry John Wayne's jock strap.

Song of the Day: "I'm Sensitive" by Jewel

Bush/McCain America-Woman Forced To Remove Nipple Ring To Board Plane

Bush is McCain, and McCain is Bush, they are one in the same evil, though some say McCain is more of a war whore than George W. Bush ever thought of being. Bush supports the Patriot Act that takes away our rights, so does McCain...let's look at that Patriot Act a second. How disgusting is it when a woman is forced to remove a nipple ring using a pair of pliers before she was allowed to board a plane. These two men are sick twisted nuts. To restore citizen rights, just say no to the Bush Doctrine and John McCain this November.

Woman Says TSA Forced Piercings Removal

Traveler Says TSA Forced Her to Remove Nipple Piercings at Texas Airport

A cameraman takes a close up shot of a nipple ring inserted on a mannequin during a news conference Thursday, March 27, 2008, conducted by attorney Gloria Allred and her client Mandi Hamlin, in Los Angeles. Hamlin claims a Transportation Security Administration agent forced her to remove a nipple ring with pliers in order to board an airplane. (AP Photo/Nick Ut) (AP)

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=4540797

John McCain-Doddering Old War Whore

Found this delightful John McSame(Cain) video on YouTube. There is just a bit too much of the real world John McCain slipped in with the humor...it makes you serious wonder what a John McCain Presidency would be like. World War III anyone?

McCain Money Goes to Politico

This in from Political Dirt Bag blog, our sister site.

Politico Scoping Up McCain Cash? Might Explain Some of the McCain Friendly Articles.

Just a quick late night question. Can Politico's site really be considered as a accurate, impartial, truthful source of information on Senator McCain and his run for the presidency when it appears said web site is making a nice little PROFIT on John McCain? According to filings by McCain with the FEC, he owes the folks at Politico just over $3300. Not sure one can or should be writing opinion pieces on a candidate that is writing you out checks...just my own thoughts on the matter, though your milage might vary. See debt owed here.

McCain Touts Military Experience-Including the Four Planes He Crashed?

I love my Daddy Grandpa

McCain loves to puff up his chipmunk like cheeks, give us that patented TOUGH GUY look and talk about his military experience, telling us, "My Friends, I don't need any on the job training." First, we are NOT his friends. Secondly, when he talks about his glowing military experience and judgement, does that include the FOUR PLANES HE CRASHED? Further, he always forgets to mention that he left the military when his career STALLED...perhaps because of his drinking and womanizing ways. Give it up COWBOY, time for you to take your decaying Rodeo Queen and ride off into the sunset.

Senator's take on several global conflicts, from Lebanon to Iraq

Republican John McCain says his experience in national security and foreign policy makes him the best candidate for president. That experience includes his education at the U.S. Naval Academy, his work as a Navy pilot in combat during the Vietnam War and his entire military career, and service on key committees in Congress. Since entering Congress in 1983, McCain has weighed in on several decisions of when to use military force. USA TODAY's David Jackson reviews some of those positions:

What's Next McCain, A 50/50 Raffle?

Bottom line...McCain is in desparate financial straights, and the big pockets are not rushing to his aid...want proof? How about McCain's latest fund raising attempt? Send him $50 OR MORE, and he will enter your name into a raffle with one lucky winner getting a day trip on the McCain BUS! Transportation to the bus is not included.

My Friends,

Next week, I will embark on a “Service to America ” tour visiting numerous locations that have played a significant role in shaping who I am today; places where I have had the honor of serving our nation. This tour will take me through Mississippi , Virginia , Florida and my home state of Arizona . I look forward to visiting sites that have left an imprint on my life aboard my campaign bus, the Straight Talk Express.

My campaign has come up with an opportunity for a supporter to join me on the Straight Talk Express for a day of conversation and campaigning. As a token of my appreciation for your financial support, you will be entered to win this seat aboard the Straight Talk Express if you make a contribution before midnight on March 31st. I hope you’ll consider joining me by making a donation today. If you can give $50 or more, not only will you be entered to win a ride on the Straight Talk Express, but you’ll receive a commemorative Straight Talk Express ticket.

March 31, 2008 marks an important deadline for our campaign. We will file a report with the FEC outlining the amount of money we have raised during the past three months. I’m reaching out to you to ask for your support by following this link to make a donation of $50, $100, $250, $500, $1,000 - anything you can contribute up to the legal limit of $2,300.

I have said many times before that this campaign will be the most expensive campaign in our history, and I have no doubt that both Senators Clinton and Obama will continue to report historic, record-breaking fundraising numbers. With your support today, my campaign will have the resources necessary to compete with either Senator Clinton or Obama in what will be a great contest come November.

I’m looking forward to traveling on the Straight Talk Express again next week, visiting directly with voters, hearing their concerns, offering my vision for the future and highlighting those among us who are serving our country and communities, dedicating themselves to causes greater than their own self interest. Your support makes this possible, and I am grateful for any assistance you are able to give.

Sincerely,

John McCain

Nancy Reagan Endorses McCain-Who Gives a Shit?

OH MY GAWD...Nancy Reagan, a doddering old dust bag of a has been endorsed McCain today. Who gives a shit? No disrespect to Nancy Reagan, but she is not exactly a MAJOR POLITICAL BRAIN TRUST in 2008. Who will Grandpa McCain trot out in a wheelchair next to endorse his run for the Presidency? Maybe he can dig up the bones of Lincoln and use them as a talisman out on the stump. Curious here, does any one know who has the job on the McCain staff of wiping the spittle off of McCain between sentences?

John McCain is Economic MORON and Ass Monkey

All morning long on both FOX and CNN they touted McCain's big speech today on the Economy. Well, to say it was anticlimatic is and understatement. First, the man has the black heart of a demonspawn, and the economic intellect of a slug. His solution is to do nothing for anyone...well, except for Bear Stern, and any other CORPORATE Business interest...he didn't say that, but you could read between the lines. His opinion, everyone losing their house right now has no one to blame but themselves. Question here Mr. McCain...if that is your personal belief, if you believe that every American is responsible for their own troubles in life, and should have to pay the price for their mistakes, why did you intervene in your wife's serious felony case involving the stealing of drugs from her own charity? Is this a case of Americans doing as you say, and not as you do? You sir are a WORLD CLASS PRICK.

Meghan Lives Sheltered Life? Funniest Video Ever Seen?

Thought I would share a post from the Blobettes space on the world wide web...seems that Meghan McCain swears the newest You Tube video supporting her father IS THE FUNNIEST SHE HAS EVER SEEN...either A) she has never watched the Comedy Channel, Steven Colbert, or the Daily Show, or B) leads a very sad and sheltered life.

"Raining McCain"
POSTED BY MEGHAN
ON 03.25.08 9:05 AM

I just came across one of the weirdest, craziest, funniest YouTube videos I've seen. Be sure to watch to the end for the floating head and "fatherly" downpour... it's pretty hilarious!

$58,432,607.83-This Number Makes McCain a CRIMINAL

You are not hearing CNN or FOX giving much air time to the fact that Senator John McCain (much like his wife's family) is now a criminal, though it is highly unlikely that the Federal Election Commission has the balls to go after him. According to McCain's filings, he has officially exceeded what he was allowed to spend as a candidate who opted into the public funding process. This race gets more interesting every day...wonder how Meghan will address this in her McBlob Blog?

1. JOHN MCCAIN 2008 INC.

PO BOX 16118
ARLINGTON, Virginia 22215

2. FEC Committee ID #: C00430470

3. This report contains activity for a Primary Election

4. Report Type: March Monthly

McCain Kicks Off "Mission Accomplished" Trip Across America To Win Independent Voters

Senator McCain made a huge tactical error in his bid to win the White House when he visited Iraq with his two favorite croonies from the Senate during the week marking the five year anniversary of Bush's Wrong War. Now in kicking off his Presidential Fund Raising race across America, McGrandpa McCain is about to make yet another major blunder as he attempts to appeal to independents. Seems he will be kicking off this McBush fund raising trip with a town hall meeting out in the San Diego area just scant miles from where Bush's now infamous address on the aircraft carrier wherein he egotistically strode to the mike and announced, "major combat operations" in Iraq are over while a "Mission Accomplished" banner waved behind him. Brilliant choice there Poodle McCain.

Are Bush, McCain and General Betrayus Setting Stage for War With Iran?

Two news items over on the BCC site caught my attention. One reason for this, is the lack of any real overage here in America as the Iraq war seems to have fallen off the media network radar as the wrong war drags on, and the death toll on all sides mounts. The second reason these two articles caught my eye, is it gives credence to the BUZZ that George W. Bush will invade Iran, or take some time of military action against them before the fall elections. Such a tactic would burnish Senator McCain's claim that we need a WAR TIME President in office during these troubling times...after all, if we open up a new front with Iran, Israel as our partner, we all know that "All Hell" is going to break loose.

Sure some will howl at me bringing up General Betrayus again, but what else would you call a man that refuses to tell the whole truth, seems to now be contributing to George W. Bush's beating of the war drums against Iran. Cut our loses and bring our troops home before War Hawks like McCain and Bush trash the American Economy and throw us into a second Depression.

Iran 'behind Green Zone attack'

Gen Petraeus said he was surprised how Sunnis turned against al-Qaeda The most senior US general in Iraq has said he has evidence that Iran was behind Sunday's bombardment of Baghdad's heavily fortified Green Zone. Gen David Petraeus told the BBC he thought Tehran had trained, equipped and funded insurgents who fired the barrage of mortars and rockets. He said Iran was adding what he described as "lethal accelerants" to a very combustible mix. There has as yet been no response from Iran to the accusations. The rockets that were launched at the Green Zone yesterday, for example... were Iranian-provided, Iranian-made rockets Gen David Petraeus In response to the news that 4,000 US military personnel have now been killed in Iraq, he said it showed how much the mission had cost but added that Americans were realistic about it.

Hamas 'wrecking Mid-East peace'

Mr Cheney (L) said both sides need to make concessions US Vice-President Dick Cheney has said Palestinian militant group Hamas, along with Iran and Syria, is trying to torpedo the Middle East peace process. Mr Cheney made the remarks after breakfast with Israeli PM Ehud Olmert, as he ended a tour of the Middle East. He met Palestinian leaders on Sunday, saying both sides needed to make painful concessions to achieve peace. A Palestinian state was long overdue, he said, but militant rocket attacks against Israel jeopardised this. "There is evidence that Hamas is supported by Iran and Syria and they are doing everything they can to torpedo the peace process," Mr Cheney said.

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McCain's War-4000 Dead

BREAKING NEWS...American Death Toll Hits 4000

Just in from CNN...a bomb has claimed the lives of four American soldiers, bringing the death toll in President Bush's wrong sighted Iraq War to 4,000. More details as they become available. There is a bittersweet justice in the number 4,000 being reached on Easter...this blog asks all readers to pray for those troops that are wrongfully being kept in harms way in Iraq.

A McCain Fund Raising Chuckle

Financial Woes seem to be a McCain campaign trademark despite his shrew of a wife's monsterous personal wealth. Perhaps the man needs to take it as a clue. On Saint Patrick's Day a Pro-McCain group announced and ambitious goal of getting one million people to each donate ten dollars to the Unite McCain Campaign. If their first week's fund raising efforts are any example, it is going to be a very long General Election for John McCain and his supporters as you can see from the graft posted on their site, and shared here for your amusement. Maybe Cindy McCain can start holding some bake sales for her hubby the couch potato. Meanwhile, in fast breaking news from the piglettes, seems that the blobbettes have suffered a change of plans...does this mean their trip to Bahran has been put on hold because too many people asked to many questions about who was PAYING FOR THAT TRIP? In the mean time, seems that Meghan is going to be hitting the campaign trail with Daddy next week...wonder if Porky Pig is a McCain voter?

McBlob Shares Thoughts On Her Saintly Mother

She obviously got her Dad's butt.

As many of you may, or may not know, Meghan McCain and the Blobbettes are journaling her father's (John McSame) campaign for the Presidency. In one of her entries this week, she posted up her top ten things we may not know about her mother...apparently she assumes we live under rocks. Anyway, thought we would share her comments here on the McSame blog with some added commentary of our own where appropriate.

About My Mom:

1. She was named "rodeo queen" in high school. Back in the day, rodeos were a big thing in Arizona and Mom was named the rodeo queen when she was 16. The pictures are so funny – she's wearing a cowboy hat with a crown!

First, we know about this Meghan. Perhaps that explains her bowlegged stance and penchant for having an affair with a married man? Where I come from, we call loose legged women sleeping with married men sluts. You do know she was boinking your father while he was married to another woman don't you? Just checking.


2. She always taught me to be true to myself. Growing up in politics, it would be easy to think of your parents forcing you to act, talk, and look a certain way. But whether it was me putting pink streaks in my hair when I was 14 or deciding to go to Columbia instead of USC (her alma mater) for college, Mom always let me make my own decisions (and mistakes) and it has made me who I am today.

So, your mother made you a self centered over weight young woman that cannot write a blog without the help of two staff members? Clarifying here you understand, trying to keep the record straight.

3. She's a huge Cream fan and went to their reunion concert in London two years ago.

How does this fit with your father's favorite song, "Bomb Bomb Iran"? Further, sharing the fact that she flew off to London to catch the reunion concert shows just how out of touch your Mother and family are with the average middleclass American. We are RICH, FILTHY RICH, so we can do things like this.

4. Her favorite snacks are Cheetos and salt and vinegar potato chips.

Maybe those vinegar potato chips explain that hawkish, nasty bitchy look she wears on a normal basis?

5. She likes to watch nature programs and "The Animal Planet" on TV. (I think she's slightly obsessed with Jeff Corwin.)

Curious here, does your mother own any fur coats? Sure the folks at PETA would love to know.

6. She spoils our dogs silly. We have two Yorkshire terriers named Desi and Lucy. We also have two other dogs named Sam and Coco who are a springer spaniel and a mix. She spoils them with lots of treats and affection.

WOW, four dogs! Curious here who takes care of these dogs while you all are out on the campaign trail, and at what cost? Your mother looks like a shrew, so doubt any of us are going to buy your attempts to humanize her.

7. She also loves fish. I grew up with salt water tanks all over our house and bowls of goldfish in the kitchen.

Tropical fish to good for her?

8. She has been doing work with charities such as HALO and Operation Smile ever since I can remember. When I was little, I used to imagine her running into people like "Indiana Jones" along the way. To this day, when I see an old movie poster of Harrison Ford as "Indiana Jones", it reminds me of Mom.

We know all about her CHARITY WORK...how addicted to drugs was she by the way, and just how much stealing did she do from the charity she founded. Don't suppose she is prepared to share the CRIMINAL RECORDS when she as a rich woman, and wife of a Senator had her crimes washed away, while many others guilty of far less criminal activity are rotting in America's prisons would she? Affairs, drug addictions, stealing drugs and illegal international transit of illicit drugs...GEE, your mother sounds like QUITE THE WOMAN.

9. She can tell if a beer is fresh or not, depending on the taste.

Does this mean we can add alcoholic to her list of accomplishments?

10. The song "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Israel Kamakawiwo'ole is our special "mother/daughter song". It always makes me think of her and our family's affinity for scuba diving and the ocean.

THAT IS JUST SO PRECIOUS-NOT...pity her tank did not run out of air. At least then we would not have to suffer her acute need to seek out revenge...anyone who keeps a revenge list really needs to seek out some counseling.

McCain's Week Of Looking Presidential Big Failure

McCain's week of looking Presidential was a dismal failure from start to finish. At every step of the way he said the wrong thing, or did not go far enough. Some of his low lights include:

1. Flying into Iraq right on the Five Year Anniversary was in poor taste. Having Cheney arrive while he was there even worse.

2. His now infamous Shite/Sunni/Iran gaffe while in Jordan.

3. Holding a fund raiser at the Spencer House in London on what was supposed to be an OFFICIAL TRIP...yeah right.

4. Bringing up Tibet, but failing to call for a boycott of the Olympics in China.

5. Again defending his Bomb Bomb Iran song. But then, this is the man that calls Vietnamese Gooks. Ranks right up there with Obama defending Wright's hate speech because that is how Black people talk when we get together.

Investors Flocking To Blogshares To Protect Blog Values From McCain Economics

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We take our Democratic Politics seriously, but not so serious that we cannot take time out to toss up a post to plug a great game that educates young and old alike about the ebbs and flows of a dynamic, sometimes ruthless economic community. From ruthless take overs, use of artifacts to reak havoc on the competitions share value, to earning chips that can be used to win all kinds of cool things like dead blogs, Blog Shares is the place to go for a fun time.

McCain Takes Pee Break At West Wall in Old City

OK, this post is in poor taste, but you have to admit, great title for the picture. Meanwhile, for those wanting an update on McCain's feeble attempts to look Presidential, he has arrived in London, and will start work immediately on his Friday fundraiser, taking a break tomorrow just long enough to meet with the Prime Minister so that he can bill the taxpayers for his, Lieberman and Graham's travel expenses. His campaign still has no comment on who is paying for this weeks trip by Chris McCain and the Blobettes.

So Much For Presidential, Lieberman Corrects McCain Gaffe

Seems that McGrandpa McCain either through an onset of senility, or just plain ignorance made a serious Gaffe today while speaking in Jordan in his I Am Presidential World Tour.

The significant misstep occurred during a news conference in Jordan earlier Tuesday, when the presumptive Republican presidential nominee McCain repeatedly said Iran was supplying al Qaeda. Iran is predominately a Shiite country would not be aiding the Sunni dominated Al-Qaeda. OOPS!

McCain corrected himself after Sen. Joe Lieberman whispered in his ear.

"I'm sorry, the Iranians are training extremists, not al Qaeda. I am sorry, I am sorry," the Arizona senator said.

Rumor has it, that exiting the stage he whispered to Lieberman, "Shite, Sunni, what's the difference, they're all terrorists to me? Question is, did Lieberman's quick thinking move him one step closer, or one step further away from McCain?

New Poll Spells Serious Trouble For McCain

Despite the raging war going on in the Democratic Party, a newly released poll shows a statistical dead heat when Clinton or Obama is matched up against John McCain. The pool which has a plus or minus factor of 3 shows Obama beating McCain by 1 percent in the poll, while Hillary Clinton beats him by 3 percent. This poll shows that McCain is in serious trouble. His MAJOR gaffe in Jordan today should see his numbers tumbling further at a time when he should be attempting to build a lead.

72 Civilians, 2 American Soldiers Dead As McCain Looks Presidential

Baghdad...As Bush and Cheney's overlapping visits wound down, seemed only appropriate to report the day's death tolls in the war both claim is going well, as McCain trys to look Presidential.

In a stunningly bitter attack, a female suicide bomber blew herself up, killing 43 Shiite worshippers in the holy city of Karbala on Monday, as McCain was taking advantage of a photo op with various assorted Iraq Government Officials...Cheney was resting. The attack left pools of blood on the street leading to one of Iraq's most revered mosques. McCain refused an offer to walk the streets even with a bullet proof vest and a massive security force flanking his side, even with the addition of six Black Hawks.

The suicide attack was the deadliest in a series of bloody attacks that left at least 72 Iraqi citizens dead on one day of McCain's visit, and many more injured. The deaths included six youths killed when mortar rounds slammed into a soccer field in eastern Baghdad outside the green zone.

In a bittersweet irony for the two aging War Hawks, two U.S. soldiers were killed Monday in a separate roadside bombing north of Baghdad. This brings the American military death toll close to 4,000 as the U.S. led war enters its sixth year, and McCain prepares for his Friday fund raiser in London at the Spencer House.

Grand Pa McCain Snags Irag Photo Ops

Grand Pa McCain is Making the best of his taxpayer trip to Iraq, snagging serveral photo ops with the troops...he may not want to admit, but the man is showing his age, looking older with each passing day. Maybe we should start a blog pool on which of he, Cheney, Graham and LIEberman are mostly likely to give up the ghost while on this trip. Should have given this post McGrandpa Visits the Troops.