OK, John McCain is down in Meridian Mississippi (I spent time there in the Navy) to start his national tour to re-introduce himself and his story to America...WHO CARES? Now, for those of you who have been living under a bridge for the past 30 plus years, let me give you the Readers Digest condensed version.
John McCain grows up as a military brat, a spoiled rotten Admiral's boy.
John McCain enlists, starts fucking whores and sluts, boozing it up and crashing airplanes.
John McCain crashes another plane (says it was shot) and gets captured, becomes a POW. He returns home, and with the help of his high brass family is propped up as a major hero of the Vietnam War.
Realizing his military career had reached a dead end, mostly because of his own failings, John McCain leaves the military.
John McCain meets hot assed, rich slut in Hawaii, starts banging her while still married.
John McCain abandons his first wife, who had become a cripple while he was a POW, marries the rich slut.
Keating Five...nothing more needs to be said.
Former slut, now respected wife of Senator gets caught stealing drugs from her own charity, Senator McCain uses his clout to get her charges dismissed.
Years go by as he has an unremarkable, steady as you go career in Washington on the tax payers dollar.
Loses to Bush in 2000 Presidential Election.
The End.
John McCain grows up as a military brat, a spoiled rotten Admiral's boy.
John McCain enlists, starts fucking whores and sluts, boozing it up and crashing airplanes.
John McCain crashes another plane (says it was shot) and gets captured, becomes a POW. He returns home, and with the help of his high brass family is propped up as a major hero of the Vietnam War.
Realizing his military career had reached a dead end, mostly because of his own failings, John McCain leaves the military.
John McCain meets hot assed, rich slut in Hawaii, starts banging her while still married.
John McCain abandons his first wife, who had become a cripple while he was a POW, marries the rich slut.
Keating Five...nothing more needs to be said.
Former slut, now respected wife of Senator gets caught stealing drugs from her own charity, Senator McCain uses his clout to get her charges dismissed.
Years go by as he has an unremarkable, steady as you go career in Washington on the tax payers dollar.
Loses to Bush in 2000 Presidential Election.
The End.
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